greatest quote from a game

[icame]

There is a lot of awesome quotes throughout the history of games and I want to know what you guys consider the best.

It may seem odd, but my personal favorite is from yosuke in Persona 4.

"There's nothing manly about being a woman."

The line combined with the context its in made it incredibly hilarious to me.

 

[Yumore]

Okay so this is an easy one
"All your base are belong to us"

 

[ZiggyE]

While we're on the topic of Persona 4

 

[Kizi]

...But war. War never changes.

 

[Sepko]

"You want my children? TAKE THEM!! I have the instrument to make more!" - Caterina Sforza, Assassin's Creed 2

Could not stop laughing for some reason.

 

[Logic 0]

Gilgamesh has the best "let us fight like women and men ... and women who dress like men."

It works perfectly in any scenario.

 

[neonsword13-ops]

"Would ya kindly pick up that, there crowbar?"

Atlas, you jerk.

 

[Mr.Incognitus]

"Once, I dug a pit and filled it with clouds. Or was it clowns? Doesn't matter. It didn't slow him down. To be honest, it wasn't the best idea. And it really began to smell. Must have been clowns. Clouds don't smell bad. They taste of butter! And tears"

Sheogorath from Oblivion

 

[AmaterasuGrim]

"Sigint: Snake, what's up? Why are you naked? I know there's a "NAKED" option under "UNIFORM" that lets you take off the upper part of your uniform. But without a shirt on, your camouflage sucks, and your stamina goes down faster. You don't get any advantages whatsoever.
Naked Snake: Sure there are.
Sigint: Like what?
Naked Snake: It feels good.
Sigint: ...Man, you do whatever you want.
Naked Snake: I will, thanks. Just one question, though.
Sigint: What?
Naked Snake: Is there a way to take off my pants?
Sigint: Say what?
Naked Snake: My pants, can I...
Sigint: Aw, hell no! This FOX unit is a nut fest! "

 

[Rooster893]

GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

--Sega Rally Championship '95

 

[ProfessorEkim]

Most likely not the best, but one of the ones I will always remember is "Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow. However that parting need not last forever... Whether a parting be forever or merely a short time, that is up to you."

Take a good look at my avatar

 

[Mr. Google]

...But war. War never changes.

Every time I beat the game, which is approaching 6 in the next week, I have to say that along with him. It just makes my entire life haha.

 

[DuskServent]

"LEEEEE-"
Ahem, no.

Hummm... Let me think for a second.

I can think of several:
"SPAAAAAACE"

"Come to me dark warriors, for battle awaits us."

"-insert the lines Archer says from Fate/Stay Night / Battle Moon Wars for his Unlimited Blade
Works here-"

"Pad- *knifed*"

"That -insert whatever here-'s a spy."

DYGENGUARD Episode 30
"What was that!? And what does "Episode 30" mean?"

And also:

"I am Sanger. Sanger Zonvolt! The sword that smites/cleaves evil!"

 

[Galaxy Roll]

"Read my lips - mercy is for wimps! There's a reason "oppose" rhymes with "dispose"...If they get in your way, kill them!"

"Why do people insist on creating things that will inevitably be destroyed? Why do people cling to life, knowing that they must someday die? ...Knowing that none of it will have meant anything once they do?"

"This little hamlet has too much boring and not enough burning... TORCH EVERYTHING!"

"Oh dear... Well, I guess I was a bit hasty in calling you a useless old man before... NOW you're useless!"

"And did you all find your "somethings" in this broken world that just won't die?"

"Bleh! You people make me sick! You sound like lines from a self-help book! If that's how it's going to be... I'll snuff them all out! Every last one of your sickening, happy little reasons for living!"

"Life... Dreams... Hope... Where do they come from? And where do they go...? Such meaningless things... I'll destroy them all!"

-Kefka Palazzo, royal mage, philosopher, humanitarian, psychopath, god, omnicidal maniac

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

"Would you kindly go get stepped on by a Big Daddy?"

~Atlas

"I've never met a clown that I didn't want to beat the living f*** out of."

~The Terror Mask

 

[KarlMonster]

"The Enrichment Center would like you to know that; touching the floor in this next room, will result in an unsatisfactory mark on your permanent record. Followed by death."

Runner up: "We may need you to play twing twang."