Greatest Threat to Mankind!?

[captaincabbage]

Bush babies man, come on anything that looks like that HAS to be out to destroy us!

There's actually quite the good little instruction book on bushbabies.

Here's the cover.

Spoiler

 

[godfist88]

Mankind is the greatest threat to mankind.

oh man i was gonna say that.

well if not that then dinosaurs from space

 

[Fuselage]

Me

If I tell you, you'll see it coming and my plans will be ruined!

...

I mean, fish. It's the fish.

Oh yes? How about....
YOUR GOAT BRETHEREN

LOOK AT THEM, THEY ARE STARING INTO MY SOUL

 

[BrownGaijin]

Removing logic?

Land Shark - Knock, knock.
Twinkies - They have stood in silence as we've eaten their kin too long!
Benny Hill and Yakety Sax - Running around at twice the speed until we die.
Caramell - Lyssna och lär Missa inte chansen Nu är vi har med Caramelldansen!
Rita Repulsa - Someone call Johnny Young Bosch!
Dirt - We've stepped on it for the last time!
Carpet - Static Electricity was just a warning...
This guy: The Bathroom - It's the most dangerous room in the house for a reason.
The Kitchen - Knives and fire. 'Nuff said.

 

[Andarvi]

I'm thinking squirels.

I mean, all they do is looking cute all day, while collecting nuts and climbing trees.
Seriously, can something look that harmless and not have a hidden agenda? They are out to get us, I tell you!

 

[willsham45]

My girlfriend recons my arce after eating lamb rezarla.

 

[Craig Cameron]

I was going to say zombies until I was one upped with time travelling zombies so I'm going to say the Aphid

The little bastards

 

[WolfEdge]

Oprah

You're close, but missed a very important piece of the equation. Oprah's Death. Just think of it, millions...and I mean MILLIONS of homely housewives losing the one source of power that tells them they are the superior beings, suddenly vanishes. It will total anarchy. Groceries will be unbought, children crying unbathed and unfed in the streets as these women take their lives and the lives of those whom they once controlled with the virtues of flesh because of the loss of their messiah. What's worse is that destroying them to stop the problem wouldn't work...because everyone knows only the homely mother has these genetic potential to bear the children that will continue the civilization of man. All those pretty faces, cumdumpsters people fantasize about lack the maternal or genetic abilities to produce offspring that are capable of truely succeeding at life besides being a whore....

It will be complete pandemonium!

My God... my God...

It's all so clear to me now. I know what we must do... for the good of the public, NO... for all mankind...

We must... clone Oprah!

 

[Scorpianhead]

Spiders I hate spiders plus they will take over the world if we don't stop them.

 

[Yopaz]

Dolphins. They are evil sociopathic rapist nazis. Okay well they're not nazis. But everything else is true.

Second this, dolphins are not Nazis, they're mostly communists, I also think they still want to conquer land yet again.
Fun fact: whales are believed to have evolved from a giant wolflike creature before they became too big to be able to live on land.

 

[The Human Torch]

Aids! Wait...that was in the 80's. Okay, cancer then, that's still deadly. Either that or antibiotics.

 

[Valknott]

Sex organs, certainly.

 

[Ogargd]

Mankind is the greatest threat to mankind.

He stole my answer

 

[Mr Companion]

Our own stupidity.

 

[Glademaster_v1legacy]

A combination of a children's card game, Ancient egyptian laser duels and pizza.

 

[aLivingPheonix]

Mother fuckin' Axolotls. Don't believe me? Look at this:

Spoiler: Warning, view at own risk

They're watching you, right now. You know it's true.

 

[Nexoram]

I know this is sort of a joke thread but I have to tell you guys about a documentary on the history channel called "Prophets of Doom" or something. It focuses on actual things that are happening now or in the near future like the economy and natural resources. If you cannot have me leave this thread without an answer like yours though, then I also propose the greatest threat to be mankind itself. No animal or plant could manipulate science to blow up huge areas of land and poison the air.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

KHAAAAAAAAAAN!

Seriously, who else?