Greatness of a man is measured by.....?

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RanD00M

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His ability to be anything he wants.As long as it doesn't fuck with the laws of physics.
 

Svizzara

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His ability to survive and prosper independently, whether it be in today's society or in some sort of post-apocalyptic world.
 

SeanTheSheep

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mayney93 said:
for how many minutes he survived again chuck norris
Nobody has ever survived more than 3.14 seconds against Chuck Norris

OT:
By how much he has given, without getting anything back, but in an awesome way, not so he can say "Oh I help build homes for the homeless", but just because he's awesome.
 

Smagmuck_

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His sensitivity and to like women for reasons other than reproductive perposes...

...Like me! :D
 

VGStrife

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DiscoveryOne said:
The woman in his arms, if she has big titties.

or it could be the way he works hard everyday....
but its probably the titties
(cookie for reference)
Not watched Orgasmo in ages.

OT:The number of people he can drag into a slow-mo mime gun fight
 

kannibus

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How well he can translate woman speak into man speak and how he can properly use his limited means of communication to tell a woman what he wants. The latter is actually surprisingly difficult for men, even though all attempts at communication boil down to these six things

1) Want sex
2) Want food
3) Want more sex
4) Tired
5) Want sex and food
6) You have too many shoes

If a man can convey these six messages by making the appropriate grunts and monkey gestures then he is truly great. Most are too dumb to get beyond 1 and 2. I pity the women that have to deal with these de-evolved creatures simply to procreate.

Now:

Grunt argh ugh grunt grunt (Translation: tired)
 

Grampy_bone

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DiscoveryOne said:
The woman in his arms, if she has big titties.

or it could be the way he works hard everyday....
but its probably the titties
(cookie for reference)
Now you're a man! A man man man!

Damn, I was going to post that.
 

skittlepie345

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The number of minutes a man can stay abstinent in a room full of young women willing to do every single fantasy he's ever thought of. And yes, they are all virgins, unless you don't like virgins.
 

Darth Rahu

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Truthfully, By the legacy he leaves, by the very things he instills into others. By what he leaves behind. Bob Kane, Stan Lee, George Lucas (more or less), Steven Spielburg, Walt Disney, etc. all of these guys left behind great things. Batman, Marvel Comics, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, and Disney Studios. What a man leaves behind and what he stands for that still holds up way after his death or lack of relevance, shows greatness.