Greatness of a man is measured by.....?

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

Not simply the ability to make fire, but the ability to generate enough piss to put it out.

Then you have man.

 

[Crimsane]

The quality of his enemies.

 

[Pegghead]

The greatness of a man is measured by his beard, don't believe me, here's some proof.

Not one measly trace of stubble

One hundred percent great beard, one hundred percent great-ness.

 

[Curly_Jefferson]

How many suits he owns

 

[Crystal Cuckoo]

How far we is willing to swallow his pride for a cause.

"Do not judge a man based on how he treats his equals, but how he treats those beneath him."

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

How many people will bow to glory.
HIS POWER

edit: I seen the error of this post, if you look down a couple of posts you'll see why.

 

[Kaboose the Moose]

The amount of toilet paper he has in his cupboard.

 

[SirDeadly]

The size of his heart.

 

[HentMas]

May be somebody less tired should go get the mantage.

I was thinking of a different one... This one.

so this qualifies??

edit:
OOOOO damn...

stupid you tube canceling the insertions...

 

[lSHaDoW-FoXl]

What?

Ability to think, create, kill, Barbeque. What do you think defines true greatness.

The size of his dick, duh.

Nah! Just kidding! I really have mixed feelings about this thread as a whole. Should someone's greatness really be measured? Should any person truly stand out over another? Well, given how much people are idiots and how bitter I have become, I guess I will join in this. (It should be fun at least)

The ability to kill is a most primitive, most savage, and most basic of ones. To kill is to only be a murderer in my eyes. I believe someone should be measured on their ability to save, to help, to cure, to aid, and to rescue. Killing another is easy when you have a gun and conceit, but to save someone when you have only your voice facing against numerous guns is when respect is truly deserved.

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

f***, I didnt think there were others like me and newclassic on the escapist.

 

[CobaltBomber]

The number of bears he can kill in one hour using a crowbar.

 

[FROGGEman2]

Seriously, we all know the correct answer.

If he has shurikens and lightings the man is pretty awesome.

Yes, lighting is pretty awesome.

I can even see my computer screen right now!

 

[CWestfall]

The woman behind him.

 

[KiruTheMant]

How many russians he can fend off with a beer bottle,a paperclip,a lighter,and a wooden chair

 

[Kud]

his halo 3 kill death ratio.

 

[rokkolpo]

first you'll have to ask yourself what greatness is...

i don't think there is true greatness in this time era. there are awesome people but not great people.

 

[xDarc]

The size of his penis
Somebody had to say it...

First thing I thought when I read the title of this thread! Gratz

 

[The Mick]

His ability to find light in the darkest of situations.