Green Lantern's Light: A Green Lantern Corps. RP (Shut down)

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: Zirat

GM: I be Geoff Johnsing up in dis shit

Stel(sounds like Microsoft Sam): I believe this course of dialog is incredibly stupid.
GM looks dejected.
GM: Sorry Stel
Stel: I would also like to know why I was not included sooner.
GM: I forgot, anyway Zero will be back, when where who knows I don't

Kyle sees the dejected look on the recruits face, "Hey don't worry to much guys its time to get over that impurity.

 

[Zirat]

"What do you mean by 'impurity'?" He sked Kyle, as per ususal not understanding the context or meaning

 

[BoosterGold]

"Kyle you and Kilowog never, explained the Yellow Impurity?" asked Guy
"It slipped my mind...Shut up!" said Kyle
"The reason your ring don't work on yellow is due to a flaw in the battery, that flaw is a being made of living fear known as Parallax. For your rings to work on yellow you must be able to overcome fear." lectures Kyle.
"Right and to whip you punks into shape Lantern Stel is taking you on a field trip." said Guy

Spoiler: Field Trip

GM: where are you going Who knows...I do, but I'm not telling but its awesome.

 

[Zirat]

"Hmm, so we have to go out with Stel and find a way to overcome our fears, sounds good enough to me. Will we be going as soon as we reach Oa?" He asked innocently, thinking it would let him bypass the mandatory trip to Natu

 

[BoosterGold]

As Jax asks his question, the group lands on OA. Doctor Sorinak Natu is waiting for the group, hovering in the air"
"I got your message Kyle," She uses her ring to restrain Lantern Jax, "Okay Jax time to get you fixed up." she said

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In medical bay
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Jax is tied to a medical table, large medical implements hang down over Jax.
Natu approachs the table with something in her hand it glistens in the fluorescent light.
"Now hold still Jax...this will only hurt a bit...BWAHAHAHAHAHA" says Natu in the most insane over the top evil voice ever.

Spoiler: ZIRAT

What the hell is going on? Why is Natu a Mad doctor? tune in next time same lantern time. same lantern channel

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

"I think I'm in love," Vex smiled (!?) as Natu's evil procedures went on...

 

[BoosterGold]

Kyle drags Vex out of the med bay. "MINE!!!" Kyle's eyes glow orange for a second.
"I mean thats not for you to watch Vex." said Kyle
A robot flies down, "Greetings I am Stel"

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

"Uh...."
Vex was somewhat breathless.
"Ok dude... take what the humans call 'a chill pill.'"
Vex backed away from the somewhat CRAZY Kyle as if he was a hungry bear.
"What's your deal?"

 

[BoosterGold]

"I don't know what you mean" says Kyle as he flies off.
"My deal?...I am Stel, I will be training you to overcome the yellow impurity." said Stel

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

"Hey, don't fly away! Get back here!" Vex called out.
He turns and sees the robotic Stel.
"Yellow impurity? Look, whatever color my urine is is none of your concern."

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: traitor

Kyle explained the yellow impurity last page

"That is an incorrect and rather vile assumption Lantern Vex" said Stel "When Lantern Jax returns we will begin your training" said Stel

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Spoiler: traitor

Kyle explained the yellow impurity last page

Spoiler: just joking

Stupid color yellow

"Riddle me this, stel," Vex wondered, "How do you train someone to overcome their fear?"

 

[BoosterGold]

"We have a special training regiment, it works better if you do not know what it is." said Stel

Spoiler: traitor

Parallax: Your Taring me apart Traitor, I fed up wit dis Wurld

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

"You aren't gonna stick me in a room full of naked guys are you!?"
Vex shuddered.

 

[BoosterGold]

"I don't quite understand Lantern Vex"

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

"Whatever, why don't you make yourself useful and tell what's wrong with Natu?"

 

[BoosterGold]

"Nothing seems to be wrong with Lantern Natu, physically or mentally, why do you ask Lantern Vex?" said Stel in the Microsoft Sam voice

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

"Because she is frickin' crazy man!" Vex exclaimed, "I mean, listen..."
Vex put his ear (!?) towards the operating room where Jax is being hld. Albeit faint, one could hear the painful cries, followed by a sadistic laughter.
"How do you explain that!?"

 

[BoosterGold]

"Explain what I hear nothing more then standard operating procedure. Isn't that right Lantern Vex."

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Vex squinted (!?).
"Oh I see," he accused, "You're in on it!"