Griefers, and the nerds who rage at them.

[fix-the-spade]

Nothing.

Although on Bf2 last night some jerk was teamkilling and running round in circles at one of our points.
The solution: I ordered my squad leaders away from his position then directed an artillery strike onto his head. This continued until he left the server, having spammed messages like "omg the commander's a teamkilling ###," A good time was had by all.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

I remember one time in Battlefield 2, this one guy riding the Harrier on the USMC team (I was Chinese at the time) and he refused to shut the fuck up after getting kills or getting killed. I swear he spammed the chat perpetually EVERY TIME he killed or died, either way.

The big lol is he was being horrendously racist at the same time, constantly shouting "****** ****** ******" and things like "I'LL JUMP YOUR MOM AND CARVE HER UP" etc etc. Pretty much your average super-raging undead (note: life-less) who goes around yelling death threats at everyone who pwns his stupid ass.

 

[corporate_gamer]

Uhh watch that post button mmkay?

posting to many threads is bad mmkkayyyyy, it gets you on probation or baned mmmkayyyyyyy, dont overpost mmkayy

Is that ripping on me or him?

it wasnt intended to rip on anyone i just felt the sp mr makie (? on spelling) thing could be further enphasised

*and if this wasnt the joke in your post go directly to allsp.com and find a episode called "drugs are bad mmkay" and you will see the joke

Well i'm gonna need you to go ahead and check out office space mmmkay?

 

[spoot-smeg]

the last time I got annoyed was at a bunch of kids on live but the second I heard the speak they were put on mute straight away

 

[Phase_9]

Griefing is probably the best aspect of online play.

So, then everyone else who you play with enjoys you acting like an ass? You must have some screwed up friends.

 

[Daveman]

on TF2, loads of people went as sniper when it first came out, so if too many people on my team were going sniper (the pussys) I'd go as pyro and just block their scope with my flames. It was so satisfying. Also as spy getting an engineer killed by his own sentry is very pleasurable.

I hate people who leave their mike PERMANENTLY ON and you can just hear them breathing, tho sometimes its funny coz they say some stupid shit

 

[kdragon1010]

I usually mute the idiots on COD4 that are yelling random crap..but once in a while I'll keep it on and when they start saying anything just yell random gibberish over top of them....it really pisses them off.

 

[Frybird]

It was fun when we were playing Synergy (HL2 Coop) on a Public Server.


Since we did not take the Game seriously and behaved like a Mob of Psychotic Crowbar Wielding Crate Throwers, the people who joined us were pretty pissed about our "playstyle"...

...for about five minutes, after that they started doing the same stupid shit ^^

 

[Syphonz]

I love people that start "The Green Shell Guantlet" on Mario Kart Wii online. Right at the end of the course, there will be a massive amount of green shells going back forth. first one through wins the race.