Gritty Remakes That Should Exist

[jojoemon]

Ed Edd and Eddy

WHAT?!? Tell me this isnt awesome:
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/41615/1183775-ultimate_ed_edd_n_eddy_colours_by_2wings2zion_super.jpg

This is... Awesome!!!

 

[BanthaFodder]

POKEMON.
CATCH EM ALL, BEFORE THEY CATCH YOU.
I remember an article in an old issue of Nickelodeon Magazine where they combined video games. one was Pokemon mixed with Resident Evil. you had to play as Ash Ketchum in a hazmat suit. you go around, avoiding red-eyed Squirtle's acidic vomit as you captured them in pokeballs with biohazard signs on em. i need to find that pic... it was SO badass...

 

[Murais]

Ed Edd and Eddy

WHAT?!? Tell me this isnt awesome:
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/4/41615/1183775-ultimate_ed_edd_n_eddy_colours_by_2wings2zion_super.jpg

Your command is impossible to follow.

That would be awesome

This would transcend the word badass.
"It's buttered toast time, *****."
*smacks upside head with baseball bat*

OT:
I was about to say Courage the Cowardly Dog (one of my favorite childhood shows), but I think it was already gritty and weird enough. I need not say more than this image:

OT OT: Pokemon would be good, as well as Mortal Kombat, but they're already doing that.

If Courage got a gritty re-launch... I think 'sleep' would be banned from my conceptual vocabulary.

A.K.A., Fuck dat shit!

 

[emeraldrafael]

Snip

^Seconded. There were things on that show I still can unsee, and when I hear the music from the episode that pic is from, I still get chills.

Also, just at everyone who's seen it and commented, I know its awesome. You're all very welcome and that is my new years gift to the Escapist community. Sorry if its a little late. XD

 

[Whodat]

Megas XLR, Spongebob, Bionacles, Invader Zim, Hot Wheels, even the goddamn Power Rangers! I could go on forever, although the best would most likely be Courage the Cowardly Dog. No one would be able to sleep after that.

 

[ENKC]

They should re-do sesame street, and put it in the most run-down area of philidelphia.

I hear it's always sunny there/

 

[titankore]

Reboot: Matrix and Bob goes all Norton on Megabyte
Gargoyles: C'mon it has freaking Macbeth with a laser cannon he could have his very own gritty spin off.
Swat Kats: Hopefully the grit rubs off the over used cat puns
Darkwing Duck: Gritty Darkwing would be the funniest thing ever
Dexter's Lab: Think Bones mixed with Batman: Dark knight and a dash of Gundam
Megas XLR: Brain explodes from awseome

 

[badgersprite]

I still want a gritty reboot of Sleeping Beauty where Maleficent makes a deal with The Devil and comes back to life and kills Phillip and Aurora's baby in the crib. Aurora then proceeds to go on a Kill Bill style spree of revenge killings against the forces of darkness, taking on all the powers of Hell with an arsenal of big fuck-off weapons supplied to her by the three good fairies, except the three good fairies are now hot young supermodels in a three-way lesbian relationship. The movie ends in a brutally gory showdown between Aurora, Maleficent, and The Devil.

Seriously, someone has to make this happen.