Groovy."Favorite one liners.

[sasokimikashi]

"I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all outta bubblegum!"

 

[APLovecraft]

"Yippie-ki-ay, ************!"

Bruce Willis, in his heyday, freaking perfect.

i second that

 

[sheic99]

Dammit! I've been ninja'd by the OP.

Fine then, Aliens: "Eat this!" or "Get away from her, you *****!"

I'm more of a fan of "Game over man, game over."

 

[Riddle78]

Rooster Teeth's Red vs. Blue, in the immortal words of Private Caboose;
"There are eight pedals, but only four directions!"
or, from Tucker, an episode or two after previous line...
"Caboose! You team-killing F@#$TARD!"
Also, who can forget the world famous line...
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" -shoots the room up-
Sadly, I forget the source of the previous line.
EDIT'D; "...This being a .44 magnaum, which can blow your head clean off, I'd be askin' myself one question;Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?"

 

[daishonato]

'Daddy's home.'

 

[Hazzaslagga]

'heres Johnny'

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Dammit! I've been ninja'd by the OP.

Fine then, Aliens: "Suck on this!"

That one didn't really make very much sense in context, considering that the Aliens don't have lips to suck with.

Actually, I messed it up, it was 'Eat This'.

I'm watching the movie right now you see, I had to rewind.

Much better!

Still... It can't really eat the weapon if he is firing it.

Where are his table manners?

You know what? You're a total buzzkill.
OT: "I'll be back".
I knew of the line before I've seen Terminator but the context... oh dearie, it was one of the coolest moments of all-time.

 

[Wadders]

"I was compelled to give Vlad his gun back... one bullet at a time"

*cocks Desert Eagle*

From Max Payne 2, said by Max Payne himself.
I dunno if that counts as a one-liner, but it's fucking badass.

 

[Always_Remain]

SHIT JUST GOT REAL

 

[Aerodyamic]

'Thank you for your cooperation.' or 'I'd buy that for a dollar!'

Since all the good ones are taken.... *pout*

 

[the December King]

"Did you eat all this acid?"
"I did. MUSIC!!"

But seriously, I think one of my faves might be this:

'So shepherds we shall be,
For thee, my Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
So that our feet might swiftly carry out thy command
In nomini Patri, et Filli,
Spiritus sancti'

 

[ldbmikey86]

I take away his weapon... Both of them. After awhile all I'm doing is pounding wet chunks of bone into the floorboards. So, I stop. - Sin City

 

[orangebandguy]

Jesus titty fucking CHRIST!

It's time to split - TimeSplitters

*awkward silence

I figured from your avatar you were a fan.

 

[antidonkey]

Personally, I would have to say Arnold in Commando saying, "Remember when I said I'd kill you last?" "I lied."

Not to nitpick but that's two lines.

Anyway, here's my lines of choice:

?I took the liberty of bullshitting you?
?Back off, man. I?m a scientist?
?I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, ?I drank what??
?Warning! Assholes are closer than they appear?
?This job would be great if it wasn?t for the fucking customers?
?The almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he?s pretty sure you?re fucked?

 

[jubosu]

Your an Inspiration For Birth Control
gotta love the duke

 

[QuickDEMOL1SHER]

Everything Bruce Campbell has ever said ever.

"Gimme some sugar baby"
"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
"Hey, Shebitch"
"Hail to the king baby"
"Groovy"

And that's just Army of Darkness.

 

[Daniel Cygnus]

"I will rip off your head and shit down your neck!" from Full Metal Jacket, introduced to me through Duke Nukem.

 

[The Code]

My favorite line has to be one my own mother said: "There is no such thing as a fair fight."

My other happens to be one that Yahtzee said once:
"I'm the kind of guy that looks his enemy in the eye through the scope of a high-powered rifle from the next town over."

I happen to be of the same school of thought.

 

[Sampler]

screw you guys, I'm going home