Groovy."Favorite one liners.

[Red_Serpent]

Slither
"***** is hardcore."

"If I weren't about to shit in my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated."

Firelfy (too many to post)
"Big damn heroes, sir."

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

"Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity."

"Okay if I?m not back in an hour, you... you turn this ship around and come in and rescue me."

 

[oldmanwynter]

"EAT S*** AND DIE!"

or "SAY 'WHAT' AGAIN!"

btw, Firefly was an epic show. ha, "people who talk in movie theaters..." classic.

 

[Arachon]

"I have a cunning plan"

Blackadder?

 

[Cherry Cola]

"I have a cunning plan"

Blackadder?

You are correct, sir!

 

[Sjakie]

<---"eeexcellent"

"No, I am your father". -Darth Vader

"I will gouge out your eyes and skull-fuck you" -Drill sergant Full Metal Jacket

 

[Battenbergcake]

"I have a cunning plan"

I dare you to find a one liner that makes you smile more than when you hear this one! (As long as you know where it comes from of course)

"As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?"
Weeeeeeell... it's not so much a one liner as it is a quote but hey, Blackadder is pure velvet genius.

 

[Cherry Cola]

"I have a cunning plan"

I dare you to find a one liner that makes you smile more than when you hear this one! (As long as you know where it comes from of course)

"As cunning as a fox who's just been appointed Professor of Cunning at Oxford University?"
Weeeeeeell... it's not so much a one liner as it is a quote but hey, Blackadder is pure velvet genius.

Of course it's a one liner! You just have to use it in the right context!

Like, for example, when the Terminator is about to drive into the police station. He looks at the police officer and says..

"I have a cunning plan".

And then 5 minutes later, BAAM! Car in yo face

 

[Saarai-fan]

Burt Gummer from the Tremor movies.

"I...am...COMPLETELY...out...of ammo. That's never happened to me before."

*After blowing up a graboid*
"Memo, four pounds of C-4 may be a bit...*pebbles rain down on his helmet*...excessive."

"I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information."

"I didn't know... how could I have known? I wanted maximum penetration!"

"I wouldn't give you a gun if it were World War 3."

"Is your head up your a$# for the warmth?"

"What kind of supreme being would condone such irony?"

"I think if I had an inner voice, it'd be tellin' me to tell you to get lost."

 

[S.R.S.]

Get to the CHOPPAH!

 

[MasterSplinter]

I think you guys will like to see this video:

http://www.thatvideosite.com/video/the_100_cheesiest_movies_quotes_of_all_time

 

[Liam1390]

"Did you eat all this acid?"
"I did. MUSIC!!"

But seriously, I think one of my faves might be this:

'So shepherds we shall be,
For thee, my Lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from Thy hand,
So that our feet might swiftly carry out thy command
In nomini Patri, et Filli,
Spiritus sancti'

Dammit, Ninja'd

"Who ordered the whoop ass fajita?"

 

[DazZ.]

"Hey terrorist... Terrorise this!"

That's all I can remember, I know I like loads.