Guess as to first Skyrim DLC?

[Risingblade]

A Patch to fix all the broken quests and bugs

 

[DustyDrB]

Tentacle Mammoths, and if it isnt the first update then some modders need to get straight on and make it happen!

It's Tentacle Bears [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/107723-Skyrim-Will-Feature-Tentacle-Bears-Maybe].

Argh, how did I mess up that bad?! Wrong tentacle-y animal. Maybe there could be a nightmare forest of tentacled things, so all the trees, plants, squirrels, birds, bears, and mammoths have tentacles, and you have to fight your way through it, and at the end is Doctor Octopus, except a Skyrim rip-off version to avoid copyright, and you defeat him and then wake up to find out it was all a dream!

Dr. Octopus doesn't have enough tentacles.
Quite frankly, I disappointed that this game is going with dragons over the much more fearsome flying Octopi.