Guess My Present!

[Kushin]

Ok Escapees, the backstory is that I came home from Uni on friday where upon arrival, after the hugs, tea and sitdowns were done, I was told that the big present under the tree is mine.

It is a 50cm cubed box with wrapped 5 face lid (like a shoebox, but with the overhanging edges extend to the bottom), weighs a LOT for a present (can't push it along the floor without some real effort), there are traces of a plain cardboard box underneath the lid and some clear packaging.

I am also 18, nearly 19 and Male, into tech stuff, anime and kendo.

What do you think it is?

 

[Cogwheel]

A 49cm cardboard box, containing a 48cm solid lead cube.

It's a unique gift, you should be happy. Not everyone gets a gift like that. Use it to poison the water supplies of your enemies or something, I don't know.

Really though, not a clue. Computer, maybe? Are computers even that sort of size?

 

[Jedamethis]

A pony!

Or perhaps the worlds largest paperweight...

I have no idea.

 

[Kushin]

Computer, maybe? Are computers even that sort of size?

Any other year, it'd be possible. But my folks know next to nothing about computers so just gave me the money to build my own last year

A pony!

Or perhaps the worlds largest paperweight...

I dont think it'd be a pony (Though I wouldnt mind a Kraken), but I'm honestly worried that they've done/gotten something.... 'adult' to/for the present. My parents have that kind of humor.

 

[Jedamethis]

A pony!

Or perhaps the worlds largest paperweight...

I dont think it'd be a pony (Though I wouldnt mind a Kraken), but I'm honestly worried that they've done/gotten something.... 'adult' to/for the present. My parents have that kind of humor.

Adult you say?
I hope it's not a gimp-in-a-box.

 

[Kushin]

A pony!

Or perhaps the worlds largest paperweight...

I dont think it'd be a pony (Though I wouldnt mind a Kraken), but I'm honestly worried that they've done/gotten something.... 'adult' to/for the present. My parents have that kind of humor.

Adult you say?
I hope it's not a gimp-in-a-box.

More like this tbh

 

[Jedamethis]

A pony!

Or perhaps the worlds largest paperweight...

I dont think it'd be a pony (Though I wouldnt mind a Kraken), but I'm honestly worried that they've done/gotten something.... 'adult' to/for the present. My parents have that kind of humor.

Adult you say?
I hope it's not a gimp-in-a-box.

More like this tbh

Well I guess you'll just have to wait and see!
I know how infuriating it is to hear that. ^^

 

[gl1koz3]

I'd go with the lead cube LOL.

some speaker system
a grill
ten kilos of absolutely useless stuff to wear
gold slabs
useless piece of furniture
coffee supply for ten years
http://odlee.blogspot.com/2010/11/worlds-extreme-contortionist.html "...can even fix herself in a small 50 cm box..."
http://www.extravaganzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Vernoscope1_Deg_LD.jpg
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_KRkYAVssuO4/SltN5ZtsrEI/AAAAAAAAA3I/ufsjDRe2lDc/_MG_3486.JPG

 

[Kushin]

http://odlee.blogspot.com/2010/11/worlds-extreme-contortionist.html "...can even fix herself in a small 50 cm box..."

If they'd got me HER... then oh god... I wouldn't be seen until New Years.

 

[bluefiresword]

I have no Idea, But now you have said such a thing, You must tell us what it is upon discovery.
THE CURIOSITY IS TOO GREAT.

Hmmm I guess It could be a clock, Like a really fancy clock.... Nope I got nothing.
TELL US!

 

[Kushin]

I have no Idea, But now you have said such a thing, You must tell us what it is upon discovery.
THE CURIOSITY IS TOO GREAT.

Hmmm I guess It could be a clock, Like a really fancy clock.... Nope I got nothing.
TELL US!

Yes! There will be tellings if this thread is still active on Christmas Day!

 

[Tekkawarrior]

I'm going for speaker system.

 

[Wutaiflea]

You're into Kendo?

Is it a new bogu? My husband's weighs a fuckton, and takes up a hell of a lot of space, even when stored correctly.

 

[Kushin]

You're into Kendo?

Is it a new bogu? My husband's weighs a fuckton, and takes up a hell of a lot of space, even when stored correctly.

Actually, it would just be 'bogu' considering I started at Uni and really enjoy it. I've been seriously thinking about that option, but surely they'd have to know a lot of my measurements? or is that only for custom-bogu?

 

[Wutaiflea]

You're into Kendo?

Is it a new bogu? My husband's weighs a fuckton, and takes up a hell of a lot of space, even when stored correctly.

Actually, it would just be 'bogu' considering I started at Uni and really enjoy it. I've been seriously thinking about that option, but surely they'd have to know a lot of my measurements? or is that only for custom-bogu?

You know, I actually have no idea. I think a lot of it is "one size fits most" because you get laced into it pretty tightly. I've worn my husband's bogu, and despite being considerably smaller, his kote and men and wotnot can all be laced to fit me.

I can't say 100% as I've never had my own bogu because I would need a custom-made job- bogu were not designed for the larger-breasted lady, and as such, it's diabolically painful. I'd rather take a bokken to the tit than have them crushed under that thing.

 

[Kushin]

You're into Kendo?

Is it a new bogu? My husband's weighs a fuckton, and takes up a hell of a lot of space, even when stored correctly.

Actually, it would just be 'bogu' considering I started at Uni and really enjoy it. I've been seriously thinking about that option, but surely they'd have to know a lot of my measurements? or is that only for custom-bogu?

You know, I actually have no idea. I think a lot of it is "one size fits most" because you get laced into it pretty tightly. I've worn my husband's bogu, and despite being considerably smaller, his kote and men and wotnot can all be laced to fit me.

I can't say 100% as I've never had my own bogu because I would need a custom-made job- bogu were not designed for the larger-breasted lady, and as such, it's diabolically painful. I'd rather take a bokken to the tit than have them crushed under that thing.

In my club, there happen to be several ladies of the chesty persuasion and I must say, it is hilarious watching them squish their boobage into ill-fitting Do. I see what you mean though, A general L or XL Do, Men and Tare with generic Kote could be a strong possibility.

Like I said before, if the thread is still up on christmas day, I'll post on here. If not, I'll make a point to message you and tell you if it was bogu or not. k?

 

[Wutaiflea]

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snippy snippy

In my club, there happen to be several ladies of the chesty persuasion and I must say, it is hilarious watching them squish their boobage into ill-fitting Do. I see what you mean though, A general L or XL Do, Men and Tare with generic Kote could be a strong possibility.

Like I said before, if the thread is still up on christmas day, I'll post on here. If not, I'll make a point to message you and tell you if it was bogu or not. k?

Sweet, I'd be interested to know if I got it right.

To be honest, kenjutsu with big boobs is a pain in the arse full stop. Perhaps this is why so many Japanese chicks have small boobs...?

 

[MassiveGeek]

It's obviously a deathray.

 

[bluefiresword]

Ok Escapees, the backstory is that I came home from Uni on friday where upon arrival, after the hugs, tea and sitdowns were done, I was told that the big present under the tree is mine.

It is a 50cm cubed box with wrapped 5 face lid (like a shoebox, but with the overhanging edges extend to the bottom), weighs a LOT for a present (can't push it along the floor without some real effort), there are traces of a plain cardboard box underneath the lid and some clear packaging.

I am also 18, nearly 19 and Male, into tech stuff, anime and kendo.

What do you think it is?

Right well, OK, Its past the due date.
What did you receive?
Oh man the curiosity is too great