Guess who's below you!

[Cherry Cola]

I have

*strokes Neo*

Someone who wants to touch it?

my penis that is

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well...dinner and a movie first, eh?

Someone who thinks that is fair?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

I think so.
Someone who would rather eat a week-dead cat straight off the road than touch Hubilub's winky

 

[Cherry Cola]

Nope

Someone who thinks we should switch subject

 

[Sir Bob]

Yes!

A halo fanboy

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope.

Someone who is a COD fanboy?

 

[Lambi]

No.

Someone positive?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Nay
Someone negatively charged?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Nope.

Someone who has been at work today?

 

[Cherry Cola]

No, school

Someone who wants to get on my horse?

 

[Fraught]

Nuh-uh. At school.

Someone who regularly wears a hat during a time of the year that isn't winter?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Not usually.

Someone who wears sunglasses?

 

[Cherry Cola]

No. But if you like it I will

Someone who wants me to do a slow-motion put-on-sunglasses move?

 

[Fraught]

Yup, but only if you...FILM IT!

Someone who wants to throw an egg at someone's face?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

indeed I do.

Someone who is also watching this?

 

[Cherry Cola]

I am watching you right now

Can't take my eyes away...

Someone who shares my predicament?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Already have, remember Nick Griffin?
Someone who gets the joke and the moral values?
Pretty much this, but with me, and less of Neil Patrick Harris.

 

[Cherry Cola]

No, shut up

Someone who thinks I'm rude

 

[Fraught]

Nope. I don't, really.

Someone who likes...tomato juice?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Actually, It's not bad.

Someone who likes olives?