Guess who's below you!

[Neonbob]

Nope. Just awake. And watching Futurama.

Someone who has a bouncy avatar.

 

[Dark Knifer]

I don't think so...

Someone who has not eaten in the last hour.

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. I had cheeto things earlier.

Someone who loves dancing in cups?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I'm not that tiny

Someone who has read Jack

 

[Neonbob]

I don't think so...

Someone with more than one medication?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Only when I have my urges...

Someone who has jumped in water with a phone in their pocket?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope.
I remember to take it out of my pocket.

Someone who forgot to shower?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Nope.

How did you populate the moon?

 

[Neonbob]

I sent a bunch of hookers and some teenage kids there.
They were like rabbits.

How did you get rid of drugs in Cambodia?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Oh no

 

[Dark Knifer]

I smoked all of it, and woke up a year later.

How did you get a supply of stuffed animals delivered to your doorstep?

 

[Neonbob]

I called a stuffed animal warehouse and demanded their extras or I'd bomb their asses.

How did you hire an assassin?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I looked in the yellow pages.

How did you die from looking at a wall for 20 seconds?

 

[Neonbob]

The wall shot large spikes at me...

How did you die in an alley?

 

[Dark Knifer]

I got shot with a bread gun... Wait... This is the guess who's below you thread...

Someone who was very confused about this thread?

 

[Sleekgiant]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaargh

This isn't how'd you do that

 

[Neonbob]

GAWDAMMIT!
I blame Dark Knifer and 2am.
<_<

It's the guy who got us back on track.

 

[Dark Knifer]

No, it's the one who got you into this hehe...

Someone who does not like to see eyeballs in their cereal?

 

[Neonbob]

No. I love them in my cereal. They give some nice squish.

Someone who likes car shows?

 

[Dark Knifer]

Absolutely. You read my profile...

Someone who has eaten a whole whale?