Guess who's below you!

[Neonbob]

Hiya. It's Bob.

How about a person who wants a pet dog?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Nope. I'm allergic

Someone who already has a pet dog?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. I had one, but it got old and had to be put down.

Someone who would love to sleep all day?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Not really. I love to sleep, but I know i'll be miserable when I wake up.

Someone who's the best at what they do?

 

[Pimppeter2]

I'm the greatest pimp in the world

Someone who will buy my hoes for the new Special price of 40 easy payments of $79.99

 

[Neonbob]

Hmmm...sure. That's reasonable.
I hope you don't want them back, though.

Someone who LOVES caffeine?

 

[Pimppeter2]

You just reminded me to go make some coffee.

Someone who will have a mug with me?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

No, I'm more into dudes.




Just joking.
Someone who hates me now?

 

[Neonbob]

Nah.
Why would I hate you?

Someone who imagines special things?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

No, the things that I imagine are quite ordinary?

Someone who is on my friend list?

 

[Neonbob]

I am now!

Someone who likes cool cars?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

No, I'm pretty good at P.E.

Someone who dislikes sports?

Also:

I am now!

Awwww.

 

[Neonbob]

I enjoy them, actually.
They're good timekillers.
[sup]Man hug! X-D[/sup]

Someone that would love to have control over the airwaves?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Nada.

Someone who'll drink a slurpee even though it's winter? (yes I do)

 

[Neonbob]

Yes indeed.
Just because it's cold outside doesn't mean I have to leave that kind of awesomeness behind.

Someone who should be working?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

No, although I should be preparing for exams.

Someone who passed all of his exams?

 

[Neonbob]

Last time, yes...I should be studying...Fuck.

Someone who has horrible time management?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Yep

Neon?

 

[Pimppeter2]

Nein.

Someone who can get funky with it?