Guess who's below you!

[SeanTheSheep]

Yes, I'm not really a man born in 1982 I'm an alien that is over three thousand years old, waiting to give the order to strike.
Of course, the internet is distracting.

Someone who may or may not exist?

 

[ultimateownage]

Maybe.
Someone who got ninja'd by me?

 

[reg42]

Nope.

Someone who was hoping for some pancakes today?

 

[ultimateownage]

Yes, pancakes are nice, especially with icecream and syrup.
Someone who really wants pancakes now?

 

[reg42]

Nope. I just had chocoloate.

Someone who likes midnight snaking?

 

[ultimateownage]

No idea what that is.
Someone who knows what that is?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh.. I do know what midnight SNACKING is all about. It is the consumption of food usually around but not limited to the hour of midnight.

Someone who's going to have coffee flavored icecream with a banana sliced up on top?

 

[Sleekgiant]

No -_-

Someone who is not a fan of coffee

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm not a fan of coffee, but I'm a fan of coffee flavored things.

Someone who met William Shatner?

 

[Lambi]

No.

Someone sexy?

 

[Sleekgiant]

I wouldn't know

Someone on my friends list

 

[reg42]

Am I? I don't know.

Someone who's ever answered the question "What is the meaning of life" with the answer "42"?

 

[Neonbob]

Yes I do! He was a great writer.

Someone who has spent too much time in the darkness?

 

[Asturiel]

Not enough says I.

Somebody who is not a regular here?

 

[Neonbob]

Heh. I'm quite a regular.

Someone who defies logic?

 

[Neonbob]

Noo. I have a cause. <_<
Most of the time.

Someone who has been in many awkward positions?

 

[reg42]

Only internally.

Someone who likes explaining someone else's jokes to make them intentionally unfunny?