Guess who's below you!

[AwesomeExpress]

Buy emotions? What do you mean? Like... you could buy a bottle of happy at the store? Or if you wanted a bottle of meloncolly? A pinch of anger? For what purpose? You're unable to feel these on your own? That's going to need some explaining Furburtson. On the double!

Someone who doesn't need Furburt to explain?

 

[Asturiel]

Cool, but wouldn't like it.

Somebody who would enjoy that concept.

 

[Neonbob]

Not really...

Someone who would abuse people with that?

 

[reg42]

No. I'd just hoard all the happy thoughts.

Someone who's the mo-fo'ing Batman?

 

[Neonbob]

Sometimes. At night. When nobody else is willing to do what is needed.

Someone who despises making typos?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Yes, yes I do

Someone who has spell check on their browser

 

[Neonbob]

Yes indeed! It's great, too.

Someone who tries to customize their consoles?

 

[ultimateownage]

Nope, takes to much effort.
Someone who hates google chrome?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. I like it well enough.

Ultimate!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

The Ultimately Awesome Expressinator? Yes, yes I am.

Someone who's going to pick up my cheque?

 

[Random Argument Man]

I'm also going to cash it...in my bank account...then go buy some Subway...


Someone who needs a foot massage?

 

[Neonbob]

Not today. Maybe the next time we go out.

Someone who watches Comedy Central?

 

[ultimateownage]

A bit.
Someone who finds comedy depressing?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm also going to cash it...in my bank account...then go buy some Subway...


Someone who needs a foot massage?

You misunderstand, I mean.. the cheque you have to pay when you're finished your meal.

OT: Yes, people laughing or trying to make me laugh, actually makes me cry instead.

Someone who doesn't get sarcasm?

 

[Random Argument Man]

It's hard to figure out when it's written.

Someone who wants the world's manliest hug?

 

[Neonbob]

Sure!
*holds out arms*

A person who loves when they are right.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Only when it's something Positive

A Lefty?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. I'm a righty.

Someone who hates perspective?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Uh... there's another thread for that kind of thing! But okay, you've talked me into it.

Curse your ninja abilities, Neon! Curse youuuuu!!

EDIT: Oh wait... I had written for the guy who had come after my last entry. ...Uh, sorry guys.

OT: The wrong perspective can get you into trouble. Example: If you think the post at the end of the previous page is actually the last post in the thread, if you are wrong, you will have to spend extra time correcting your mistake.

Someone who can't tie their shoes backwards?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Um I'm not sure

Someone ready to burn Accounting books