Guess who's below you!

[reg42]

Naw, I'm chilled bra.

Someone English?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I speak English, but not with a British accent.

Someone who'll gladly shave my back for a nickel?

 

[Scde2]

I only do that on Wednesdays.

Someone who is apathetic?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

No, I'm just pathetic.

Someone who would like to be playing Mario Galaxy 2?

 

[Scde2]

Nope, never.

Someone who wants to rape me?

 

[ShockValue]

No...

Someone who is normal?

 

[reg42]

Hardly.

Someone nostalgic?

 

[Scde2]

Nope.

Someone who cares?

 

[ultimateownage]

Yes, I care about myself.
Someone who is selfless?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Sure, I don't mind putting someone else before me.

Someone who spells their name with a 'c'?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. Not a c to be seen.

Someone who has taken the day off?

 

[Scde2]

Yes!

Someone who has a high post count?

 

[Neonbob]

I think so, yes.

Someone who is going to pass me soon?

 

[ShockValue]

No.

Someone who should be in an insane asylum?

 

[Scde2]

Maybe.

Someone who is not going to make fun of me?

 

[Neonbob]

Probably not. I see no real reason to.

Someone who has read a book in the past week?

 

[ShockValue]

Yup!

That one Neon guy?

 

[Scde2]

No, sorry.

Someone who never ever posted before?

 

[Neonbob]

Heh. Oh, that's quite wrong.

Shockitude?

 

[ShockValue]

Yes.

Bob?