Guess who's below you!

[JourneyThroughHell]

Yes, during some sort of army training for school kids.

Someone who has fired fire?

 

[Neonbob]

Nooo. I've always loved it!

Someone who is happy to have Oblivion?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I don't have Oblivion. Unless you mean Onyx. Cause he is my slave.
Awkward.

Someone who has a slave?

 

[Neonbob]

No...I wish though. That'd make things more interesting.

Someone who enjoys getting to read?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

'Getting' to read? I guess I took reading for granted. But yes, I enjoy reading.

Someone who thinks litteracy is a right rather than a privilege?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Sure, you especially when you spell it "liTTeracy".
I'm sorry, I had to.
I am not a grammar nazi.
At all.

Someone who is watching football (soccer) RIGHT NOW?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Nope. And maybe I was talking about the art of picking up garbage?

Someone who'll make me some lemonade?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Shh! Don't tell anyone, but there's some secret lemons in the secret cave over by the secret woods. You'll have to know the secret password, the secret handshake, and the secret knock.

Someone who trusts their fortune cookies?

 

[Random Argument Man]

I don't. A fortune cookie told me "Your persuasion skills will bring you a happy life".

1 month later, I'm still looking for a job...

Someone who posted something, a long time ago, and people are still quoting you?

 

[Neonbob]

Sigh...no...apparently, I'm not that quotable. :-/

Awesome?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yes? What's your request?

Someone who's terrified of a whale's shadow?

 

[Neonbob]

No. It just makes me rage.

Someone whose computer is on the fritz?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Nope, running smooth and fine!

Someone who can't stop thinking about something?

 

[Neonbob]

Sorta. I'm missing someone right now.

Someone who hates sunburn?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Only when some jackass decides to slap you on the back.

Someone who's finally found what they're looking for?

 

[Neonbob]

Not quite yet.

My buddy Awesome?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You bet! (20 minutes later)

Good ol' Neon?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Bad ol' Journey.

Furburt?