I'd swear my fingers off right here, but then I'd have to wash my hands. Er... and sew my fingers back on. And I'd probably be recruted into the navy. Or maybe I'd make the navy blush. And then they'd dismiss me. So then I'd be right back here. So why waste everyone's time? Lol.
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