Guess who's below you!

[TheNumber1Zero]

Nope.

Neon?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@Journey: I'll give you pretty good! Right in the face! Er.. just imagine that sounds threatening.

OT: No, I do not shine brightly.

Someone in charge of a magic sofa?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

I was small for most of the 90s, so I would assume you're correct.

Someone who is feeling the scent of delicious pies right now?

@AwesomeExpress: No... That wasn't threatening. At all.
If you're going to continue saying that, I'll have to address you as "SlightlyAboveAverageExpress". You wouldn't want that, WOULD YOU?!

Now that's threatening.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@Journey: No! Anything but that! I'll talk! I'll talk! It was Zero all along! He set me up! I was only in it for the money, I didn't really know what he was asking of me until it was too late! I'll change my ways, honest I will!

OT: I wish!

Someone who caught their co-worker being stupid?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Nope, don't have Co-workers.

somebody who's eaten a minimum of 10 Lego pieces?

@Awesome: You dirty rat...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

@Zero: I'm sorry! I just couldn't stand the thought of being demoted any further! But don't worry, I have a backup plan to make it up to you.

OT: I don't think I've ever eaten Lego...

Someone who holds the secrets of the universe in their sock drawer?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Lol, yes... yes I do.

Someone who can see me?

@Furburt: The number of socks in your drawer doesn't answer the question of whether or not you are keeping the secrets of the universe in said drawer.

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Yes, they have constant reruns of Futurama on our animation channel.

Someone who is a tad racist towards blue people?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Possibly... [sub] the small, singing buggers, [sub]Ruining the neighbourhood and such...[/sub][/sub]

The keeper of the secret cozies?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yes, and also of public cozies and anything else cozy related.

Someone who can't stand it when their girlfriend interupts a video game / the viewing of sports because she wants to talk about crap that doesn't matter?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Probably, although I don't have one of those...

Awesome?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Oi? C'est moi.

Someone who'll help me in a heist?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Only if I get my fair cut of the loot.

A person who plans on explaining?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you. But of course you'd get your fair share!

Someone who likes chocolate and peanut butter?

 

[Neonbob]

Yes I do! Reeses are awesome.

Someone who watches the Daily Show regularly?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Well, we don't have any channels running it, so I just watch some of it on the web.

Someone who has to go to the hospital?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

No! The baseball just flew into the window on it's own! Honest and for truely! I was just minding my own business!

Someone who'll help me escapist escape to Japan?