Guess who's below you!

[Neonbob]

Nope.

Asturiel?

 

[Asturiel]

You ass, how did you know?

Bob?

 

[Neonbob]

It is me indeed!

Someone who does not wish to go to Mexico?

 

[Asturiel]

I also have two thumbs.

Somebody who is going to Mexico, or is there already?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope!

A pantsless wonder?

 

[Asturiel]

*Checks*

Nope got em.

Somebody fitting the criteria for an ameba.

 

[Neonbob]

Naaaaah.

Someone who wants a NNNNEEEEEEW CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Umm... Well, yeah, I would love a Mercedes.

Someone who knows nothing about cars?

 

[Neonbob]

I do, actually...that would be hilarious and awesome.

Someone who has taken the time to stage a fight?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I sure have!

Someone who thought they could out-wit someone else, but failed to do so?

 

[Neonbob]

Once. Then I just hit them.
Worked out for me.

Someone who is regularly sleepy?

 

[Asturiel]

I'm sleep right now! And I'm having a bloody iced cappuccino!

Somebody not enjoying a Tim Hortons Ice Cap.

 

[Helmet]

I fit that category.

Someone left handed.

 

[Neonbob]

Nope! I'm a righty.

Someone who feels left out of something right now?

 

[JourneyThroughHell]

Left out if what? No, not exactly.

Someone who is surprised that Uwe Boll apparently made a damn good movie?

 

[Neonbob]

Wait, what?
How is that possible?

Someone who can explain this?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yes, I can. It's a lie and there's nothing more to it. It's all a lie! Bad Journey! Don't you spread lies! For shame! I thought you were bigger than this...

Someone who's going out for lunch today?

 

[Neonbob]

nnnope. I don't know what I'm doing for lunch.

Someone who is an awesome bit of express?

 

[reg42]

Not entirely. Or at all.

Someone who likes fruit?