Guess who's below you!

[Neonbob]

Hm. Go ahead. I guess I could use one.

Someone who loves blue?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

No, I'm more of a green lover.

Someone who'd like to have a lake?

 

[Neonbob]

I would indeed. That just seems like it'd be fucking awesome.

Someone who would like a floating ball?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Nay! I sinking ball is for me!

Someone who's blown up more whales than he can count?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. I count each and every one of the oversized fuckers.

Someone who likes smelling nice?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Only if it's for the ladies.

Neon?

 

[Neonbob]

Yus indeed!

Expressman?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Nope, it's the AWESOME Express Man!

Someone who doubts they'll make it through the night without killing a whale?

 

[Neonbob]

Yup! I don't think I'll last more than a few hours, honestly!

Someone who would compromise with me?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Only if we can take care of some leprechauns at the same time. Those damned small bastards!

Someone who knows how come there's no cookies in my jar?

 

[Neonbob]

_>

A firestarter?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

What?! No! Where?! You can't prove nothin'! Banana hammock!

Someone who likes to say "problematic"?

 

[Neonbob]

Yes I do. It's fun.

Someone who has seen more than five doctors in the past year?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Hmmm... Oh wait, I misread that, I thought you meant, more Five dollars, like, five dollar bills, than I've seen before. Yes, I have seen more than five dollars, I've seen a onehundred dollar bill not too long ago, thanks to my aunt!

Someone who likes rub-on tattoos?

 

[reg42]

Yeah, they make me hardcore.

Someone who has met the Heavy?

 

[Neonbob]

Yes I have. And I got shot to bits, too.

Someone who doesn't like packing?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I suppose it depends on what for, because I don't mind packing for a vacation, that doesn't take very long. Packing to move to a new house, that sucks.

Someone who'd gladly shave my back for a nickle?

 

[Neonbob]

Depends. What would I have to shave with? >:-D

Someone who has used Twitter before?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yes, once. And never again. Same with Facebook.

Someone who's going for lunch now?

 

[Neonbob]

Nope. I don't think I'll be eating much today. Blasted medicine.

Someone who would love a free pass somewhere?