Gun you want to have under your pillow at night

[infohippie]

... Why the hell would I want a gun under my pillow? Not only would it be uncomfortable but also incredibly unsafe... Might as well ask what gun I want shoved down the front of my pants.

None thank you.

[sub]Americans. sheesh. -.-;[/sub]

Absolutely. Whenever a gun is not under your conscious control, it should be locked away safely. Keeping one under your pillow is just asking for a messy accident.
On the other hand, I do have a katana under my bed.

 

[Jaime_Wolf]

Nerf.

Guns under pillows is such a bad idea for so many, many reasons.

 

[Blackout62]

SIG-Sauer P230 it seems like the appropriately small handgun to pull out from under a pillow.

 

[Grabbin Keelz]

The lugermorph, who needs a pillow when you can hide it on your person....at aaall times...

 

[WolfEdge]

... Why the hell would I want a gun under my pillow? Not only would it be uncomfortable but also incredibly unsafe... Might as well ask what gun I want shoved down the front of my pants.

None thank you.

[sub]Americans. sheesh. -.-;[/sub]

We're talking about a hypothetical scenario here. As in, if you were in a situation where it would be PREFERABLE to sleep with a gun (maybe you're a mobster, whatever), what gun would you trust your safety to?

You're going to develop an ulcer if you keep taking the world so seriously like that

 

[Logic 0]

I would say my minigun but that's actually my bed ... unless that also counts.

 

[God's Clown]

Spoiler

Compact, and deadly.

 

[SimpleChimp]

EASY. The GAU-8 Avenger. My bed would also be an A-10 thunderbird "The Warthog"

I mean what else would i use when Megatron came rolling through. And imagine how it would shew up some zombies.

 

[Gaiseric]

EASY. The GAU-8 Avenger. My bed would also be an A-10 thunderbird "The Warthog"

I mean what else would i use when Megatron came rolling through. And imagine how it would shew up some zombies.

Thinking ahead, good man.

 

[Littlee300]

... Why the hell would I want a gun under my pillow? Not only would it be uncomfortable but also incredibly unsafe... Might as well ask what gun I want shoved down the front of my pants.

None thank you.

[sub]Americans. sheesh. -.-;[/sub]

I know what gun I want shoved down the front of your pants D:<
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If I have to choose, it'll be a small pistol. I don't I am wanted dead and it'd give me a false sense of power ^.^
Edit: Just kidding btw.

 

[SimpleChimp]

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... Why the hell would I want a gun under my pillow? Not only would it be uncomfortable but also incredibly unsafe... Might as well ask what gun I want shoved down the front of my pants.

None thank you.

[sub]Americans. sheesh. -.-;[/sub]

Well the answer to your underwear gun problem is easy the Walther PPK

 

[Xooiid]

Colt Commando in .45 ACP. The Hand Guard safety helps from accidental fire, and a .45 is a great caliber for home defense.

 

[Drakane]

A widow peaked (V cut w/ the point of the V in the middle of the barrels and the \ / parts of the v coming back towards the shooter) double barrel side by side sawed off 12 gauge shotgun. not likely to be lethal but will pepper 3/4 of the room. when grougy, tired, and mostly blind, I don't want to rely on accuracy.

 

[Bofore13]

Vietnam era minigun for the lulz.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

This one.

Spoiler

Yes, I know it's bigger than my bed.

 

[deckpunk]

BFG 9000, because the pillow I have now is far too thin and I need support! Seriously its pointless, it could be replaced by a towel or t-shirt and i would be none the wiser, in fact if I ever meet the sick sadist who made it I will shoot him with my BFG 9000

 

[barbzilla]

Under my pillow, no thanks. However in my table next to my bed, I keep a Judge Magnum with alternating rounds of 410 and .45. I couldn't ask for a better gun for home defense.

 

[Nihilism_Is_Bliss]

BFG 9000

 

[Singularly Datarific]

Portal Gun.

Nothing like trapping a robber in a infinite drop then hurling his ass out the door into a tree.

That'll teach 'em.

Seconded.
Plus I can put a portal in my fridge and reach in to grab my snacks.

Thirded. I would always leave one portal open at home in case of emergencies.

Fourthed(?)
Place on above the toilet, don't have to get up.

Fifthed! That's the only gun I'd want. Also saves you from those unfortunate accidents: "Oh, honey! I thought you were an intruder! Let me just get you out of that endless free fall... ^^; "

Portals never cease to amaze me with their unintended side-effects of awesome. (Personally, I'd drop a refrigerator into an endless loop, and spit it out at someone at 200+mph)