Most exciting (and additionally annoying for me) was reports that one of the students had a gun in their locker. so the cops got brought in to search the whole building and all the lockers. The problem for me arose because I'm a martial arts instructor and I specialize in weapons and since I often went to go teach class immediately after school I often stored my gear in my locker (I had permission from the principal). So of course the cops are searching the lockers, find a handful of pocket knives, some sandwiches so old they might possibly count as biological weapons... then they get to mine and find two short staves, two katanas, a wakazashi, a tanto, pair of sai, pair of kama, throwing spikes, caltrops, a meteor hammer, some shuriken and a set of nunchucks... ended up getting arrested and it took forever to finally convince them that I was in fact allowed to have them (especially since the principal was on vacation that week and shuriken and nunchucks are illegal in my country unless you have a REALLY REALLY REALLY fucking good reason for owning them... which I did)