Guns don't kill people...

[Azrael_0]

Guns don't kill p[gets whacked on the back of the head with the butt of a rifle]

 

[Khedive Rex]

Guns don't kill people, but they sure help. Try walking up to someone--"Bang!" Doesn't really do much, unless they've got a dodgy heart.

--Name the (mis)quote and win a cookie.

Eddie Izzard. And in the same branch of thought:

Guns don't kill people, people do; but monkeys do to! {if it's got a gun}.

 

[The_Toe_Bighter98]

Guns dont kill people, apes with guns kill people!

EDIT: Curse you to hell for beating me to the punch above poster! Guns dont kill people, angry posters do! =(

 

[Conqueror Kenny]

Guns don't kill people, tanks do

 

[Lord Krunk]

Guns don't kill people, and I'm the queen of Egypt!

 

[Brett Alex]

*whistles* Guns don't kill ducklings, ducklings kill ducklings.

No one is gonna get that.

So I'll throw in:
Guns don't kill people, your just passing an unfair judgement on the poor things.

 

[Spartan Bannana]

Guns don't kill people, mice do

 

[hughball]

guns don't kill people guinea pigs with lasers do.

 

[jebussaves88]

Guns don't kill people when encased in gelatine

 

[Leodiensian]

Guns don't kill people, fundies do!

 

[Blayze]

Guns don't kill people... in Soviet Russia.

 

[ninja chicken]

Guns don't kill people, bananas do.

 

[Lord Harrab]

Guns don't kill people, but falling five hundred feet onto solid concrete might.

 

[ninja chicken]

guns don't kill people, snug t'nod llik elpoep.

 

[TommyGun465]

guns dont kill people, the hole does!

 

[Hiddlebits]

Guns don't kill people, but a good sledgehammer blow to the back of the skull will.

 

[revolverwolf]

Guns don't kill people. Oh...wait...yes they do.

 

[Zulu-Echo14]

Guns don't kill people, video games do.

 

[Khedive Rex]

Guns don't kill people, they kill Zombies.