Guns that should be in FPS

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kannibus

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A black hole launcher would be cool, even if they kinda did it in Unreal 2.

Now as for absolutely zany, I would like a gun that puts a target beacon on your foe and then random lethal stuff happens. For example a safe falls on his head out of nowhere, a giant cartoony hand comes out of the sky and blasts lightning up his ass, a Killer Rabbit tears his throat out, grenade suddenly blows all his clothes off thus causing him to flee in shame, eaten by Godzilla you know, absoslutely crazy stuff.

Just think of every single Looney Toons cartoon you can remember, I'm not going to get a bunch of blank looks when I say Looney Toons, am I?
 

Cheshire Cat

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Assassin Xaero said:
That gun from The Fifth Element... or whatever that movie was called...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxjnl1yuXk
I take it you mean this?? Yes, it is fairly epic :-D
 

MortisLegio

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Cheshire Cat said:
Assassin Xaero said:
That gun from The Fifth Element... or whatever that movie was called...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pxjnl1yuXk
I take it you mean this?? Yes, it is fairly epic :-D
the ZF1
Good for righties or lefties
Undetectable by Xray
3000 round clip with bursts from 3 to 300
replay button
Rocket Launcher
Poisoned Arrow Launcher
Net Launcher
Flame Thrower
and the all new Ice Cube System

What more do you need?
 

300lb. Samoan

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Mr Thomsos said:
The BFG should be in every FPS!
we should have a game that has all the BFGs, the Doom/Quake 2 style one and the Quake 3 one which is even more deadly. Other than that I can't think of anything, Borderlands has pretty much fulfilled all my untold dreams about video game firearms.
 

300lb. Samoan

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MortisLegio said:
the ZF1 from "Fifth Element"

Good for righties or lefties
Undetectable by Xray
3000 round clip with bursts from 3 to 300
replay button
Rocket Launcher
Poisoned Arrow Launcher
Net Launcher
Flame Thrower
and the all new Ice Cube System

What more do you need?
a beer dispenser and a hand that jumps up to jerk you off. then it would be perfect.

also, mila jovovich and a multipass
 

jesse.

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a gun that you try so hard to get and looks like the antifail but then u got to shoot it and it jams
 

Lt. Vinciti

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-Mass Effect style guns where they overheat and do not require ammo
-Ripjack
-Nano Rifle (ie RFG)
 

TJM8

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all i can think of is the paintball cheat from Goldeneye on the 64. Then putting on big head and covering people and walls with paint. So... a paint ball gun? but in a game where people are shooting actual bullets, so you have to hit them so much that they pass out from the pain (better hope they aren't wearing body armor or it might take awhile).
 

T-Bone24

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A magical gun that shoots, and covers the enemies in bait (a strangely brown fluid). They are mortified, and so are stunned, and a swarm of ravenous ants devour him.
 

KaiRai

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The saw launcher from unreal flash. That was epic!

EDIT: Actually, the entire arsenal from painkiller.
 

The_Graff

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Cerebral bore anyone???

or if thats too serious then .....

a gun that fires the mixed ejaculate of Vin Diesel, Mr T and Chuck Norris at the bad guys.
 

Jerich0

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every fps should include the big monster spike gun from F.E.A.R. that gun was the funnest gun ever!
 

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A cerebral bore that looks like a little monster instead of an electronic ball.

A minigun that combined with a jack in the box so when you turn the crank mowing down you enemies you hear the tune to 'pop goes the waesel'. Humming it to myself while playing Gears 2 isn't enough anymore.
 

The Real Sandman

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A gun that shoots firey hockey sticks would pretty cool too.



P.S.

100 posts later and I still don't have a GF.



But I have my sanity and a cookie, so I guess I'm okay.