Guy kills wife's dad, Bakes him into meat pies

[Jason Danger Keyes]

I feel bad for all the legit bakers whose meat pie sales will take a dip because of this.

 

[Nightshard]

For all the mention of Sweeney Todd, Titus Andronicus and Cupcakes, it seems people forgot about Fried Green Tomatoes.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

They should get Alan Rickman to sentence him and steal his wife.

 

[Stuntcrab]

Really... thats just wrong, although it does remind me of the strange meat pie from fallout 3, but really, just wrong.

 

[thirion1850]

That's fucking sick. Trying to come off as clever and sophisticated after shit like this happens in my home country isn't exactly easy. Way to stay classy, Russia.

 

[Biodeamon]

Either he's a huge musical theatre fan or just a very disturbed individual. Maybe both. Whatever the reason, murdering someone and baking them in to meat pies isn't original, but it is ghastly. (Annnd, possibly delicious?)

It's a real life Sweeney Todd but without all the annoying singing. The Daily Mail UK reports that a Russian cafe owner has been arrested on suspicion of murdering his father-in-law, grinding up his flesh, and possibly serving him up in as many as "two dozen" meat pies.

Moscow authorities haven't released the names of alleged murderer or his delicious victim. We do know that this seems to be a regular occurrence in Russia. In 2009 two cannibals killed and then ate parts of a 16-year old girl. Recently, another cook killed a guy and made sausages and meatballs from his corpse. So if you visit Russia and have a hankering for a savory pastry, we humbly suggest you visit the frozen section of the local supermarkets.

http://gizmodo.com/5847685/russian-guy-grinds-up-his-father+in+law-and-serves-him-for-lunch

Disturbing this is. At least it wasn't USA or Japan this time >_>

Also inb4 bad soviet Russia jokes.

i was thinking the same thing about sweeny todd...
bet the pies would taste salty...

God, that is good.

...

And now I'm very hungry.

 

[Panda Mania]

'Annoying singing'? Hey, take your musical-hate elsewhere!

>.> Oh, erm, yes about the cannibalism...terrible, just terrible. It makes quite a sensationalistic story, though. *insert penny dreadfuls-Daily Mail comparison here*

 

[Jodah]

Now I want to watch Sweeney Todd...

 

[VanTesla]

Either he's a huge musical theatre fan or just a very disturbed individual. Maybe both. Whatever the reason, murdering someone and baking them in to meat pies isn't original, but it is ghastly. (Annnd, possibly delicious?)

It's a real life Sweeney Todd but without all the annoying singing. The Daily Mail UK reports that a Russian cafe owner has been arrested on suspicion of murdering his father-in-law, grinding up his flesh, and possibly serving him up in as many as "two dozen" meat pies.

Moscow authorities haven't released the names of alleged murderer or his delicious victim. We do know that this seems to be a regular occurrence in Russia. In 2009 two cannibals killed and then ate parts of a 16-year old girl. Recently, another cook killed a guy and made sausages and meatballs from his corpse. So if you visit Russia and have a hankering for a savory pastry, we humbly suggest you visit the frozen section of the local supermarkets.

http://gizmodo.com/5847685/russian-guy-grinds-up-his-father+in+law-and-serves-him-for-lunch

Disturbing this is. At least it wasn't USA or Japan this time >_>

Also inb4 bad soviet Russia jokes.

My question: Was he a former barber?

 

[witness51]

That's horrible.

Cannibalism stories always make my stomach queasy. There's just something so.... gross about them. Especially when it is done by a psycho.

Are you saying that there are cannabalists who are not psycho?

 

[Sansha]

"...or his delicious victim..."

I couldn't help but find that line ridiculously funny.

 

[Yureina]

That's horrible.

Cannibalism stories always make my stomach queasy. There's just something so.... gross about them. Especially when it is done by a psycho.

Are you saying that there are cannabalists who are not psycho?

No. I'd say pretty much all Cannibals are a bit psycho.

 

[ThaBenMan]

The baker's name was Wyman Manderly, and the vicitm's last name was Frey!

[small]Come on ASOIAF fans, don't leave me hangin'...[/small]

 

[scorptatious]

Gee, I wonder where I saw this before...

Spoiler

 

[Wushu Panda]

The news article reminded me I baked someone's daughter into Haggis.

 

[FamoFunk]

Whoa. I bet his Wife is a bit pissed, possibly not his Wife any more?

 

[Cain_Zeros]

Wait, did Gizmodo call the singing in Sweeney Todd annoying? It's about as unoffensive in terms of willing suspension of disbelief as a musical can get, and the actual soundtrack is nothing short of amazing.

That's really the thing that stood out to me too, as messed up as that is. I mean, yeah, it's horrible that someone actually made human pies, but I came in here ready to make a Sweeney Todd reference and then I see that...

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

For all the mention of Sweeney Todd, Titus Andronicus and Cupcakes, it seems people forgot about Fried Green Tomatoes.

What, is there some movie by the name that deals with cannibalism or something? Because to me, "fried green tomatoes" refers to literal unripe tomatoes that have been battered and fried. It's a Southern thing, and boy is it delicious.

 

[Legit101]

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