Guy marries video game

[Davey Woo]

Married the game, or a person within the game?
Either way it's a bit weird, but whatever floats his boat.

 

[SomethingUnrelated]

O_O What the fuck?

 

[A Weary Exile]

I'm getting my copy of Ocarina Of Time and a ring. Let's do this shit right now. Anyone here a priest?

I'll give you a Hyrulian ceremony! (This is by far the nerdiest thing I have ever done )

In the name of Din, Naryu, and Faeroe, creators of our world and gaurdians of the Triforce; do you, Furburt, take this copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocaraina of Time to be your life mate so long as you shall live?

 

[omega 616]

A woman married the Berlin wall then cheated on it with a fence.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

And some people think gamers are weird.

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

The only nonliving thing I'D marry is a sex robot with built in machine guns, chainsaws, heat seeking missiles and a built in t.v./all purpose game system combo.

My true love. *sniff*

 

[geldonyetich]

I hate to break it to him, but a character out of a dating sim is fairly unlikely to be faithful.

"Hey, man, how you been?"

"Oh, not bad, playing some video games."

"Really? Which ones?"

"Oh, Love Plus. Awesome game. I'm totally doing Nene right now."

"?! YOU BASTARD! THAT'S MY WIFE!"

 

[A Weary Exile]

I'll give you a Hyrulian ceremony! (This is by far the nerdiest thing I have ever done )

Same.

In the name of Din, Naryu, and Faeroe, creators of our world and gaurdians of the triforce; do you, Furburt, take this copy of The Legend of Zelda: Ocaraina of Time to be your life mate so long as you shall live?

Fuck yeah, *****.

I mean, I do.

And you The Legend of Zelda: Ocaraina of Time

"........."

I now pronounce you man and...cartridge. You may now insert her into your N64 and play until you suffer an annuerism.

 

[Daggermonkie]

huh... that dude is either part of a giant joke on gulible people or....really weird

 

[Legend99]

"It just goes to show, the power of Woman has no bounds.
Stick her in a digital fortress, simplify her beauty to Nintendo DS rendering limits and give her a shrill, anime voice. Woman will triumph all the same."

 

[lacktheknack]

A woman married the Berlin wall then cheated on it with a fence.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/2035996/Woman-married-to-Berlin-Wall-for-29-years.html

And some people think gamers are weird.

I refuse to believe.

EITHER story.

 

[Ryuu Akamatsu]

I hate to break it to him, but a character out of a dating sim is fairly unlikely to be faithful.

"Hey, man, how you been?"

"Oh, not bad, playing some video games."

"Really? Which ones?"

"Oh, Love Plus. Awesome game. I'm totally doing Nene right now."

"?! YOU BASTARD! THAT'S MY WIFE!"

This'd be hilarious if somebody took the game, thinking it was there to be played, and got to the point where Nene and the Player profess their love for each other or some shit just as soon as the "Husband" saw him playing.


......I'm SO going to Japan. SEE YA AT THE RECEPTION, BIATCHES.

 

[JoshGod]

proply either
a)wanted fame
b)is ****ed up
c)both of the above

erm im gunna go with c

also why did the church go along with this??
im waiting for a guy who marries a turbo hoover, now thats news.

 

[mokes310]

Where are the crazy right-wingers when you need them? Or is it ok because the copy of the game is female?

 

[Voodoomancer]

Wait, what?

And, oh god, this does not surprise me.

 

[Sizzo]

.....Funny. We had this thread posted at our forum not 10 minutes ago.
It's a bit creepy I have to admit and the relation between these two characters(only term that puts them in the same category, I guess) would not last long if the husband wants to get frisky one night and accidentally breaks the cartridge in two.

........ or he just spends his life jerking off to his "wife" until the Anti-gay-marriage-people finds him because they need to have another thing to "anti" at.

 

[Russian_Assassin]

Unless the game is on a cd/dvd I can't see how they could have sex...

Anyways. good for him?