H.P. Lovecraft Teaching Sex Ed is, Well, Terrifying

[serata]

Shining on the linoooooooooleeeeeeummmm

Fantastic. A little too far over the top, but a rare wonderful amateur film. Also as for American sex-ed, ours was just a candid open discussion. Thank God they didn't do it like this.

 

[Madara XIII]

My face through the whole thing. God Paravin's stories fro the Facepunch S.T.A.L.K.E.R Megathread were nothing compared to this.

It's Lovecraft, they better be nothing compared to him. Secondly I freaking laughed my ass off mainly because I freaked out my friends at knowing each and every short story he was quoting and referencing from H.P. Lovecraft. Also I love the Nyarthelotep tie in when he mentions the messenger between her legs XD

Example: Call of Cthulhu
The Shadow over Innsmouth
The Crawling Chaos
Azathoth (Poem)

HOLY CRAP XD The Penis IS in correlation with SHUB NIGGURATH!, The Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young! Freaking LOL

And a few others that I'm searching through my Big Book of Lovecraft for

 

[Olorune]

What...the....fuck?!?!?

 

[Greenshoes]

oh 5th grade sex-ed, you were a funny one.

 

[Madara XIII]

The contents of its' release shining over the linooooooooooooooleeeeeeuuuuuuuum


XD Oh God I lost it. I died laughing

 

[Madara XIII]

Larissa Innsmouth... Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't that another Lovecraft reference? Love this video.

Yess innsmouth is the name of the town where the fishmen have their cultic rituals in the order of Dagon

 

[Slenn]

That was probably THE most bizarre thing I have ever seen. That includes "Ren and Stimpy" and "Perfume: the Story of A Murderer".

But seriously, who the crap masturbates during class?

 

[itf cho]

I would say the narration is terrifying in it's own right.

Brilliant twist at the end.

I'll never know. Between the irritating narration style, and that god-awful monotonous soundtrack, I was unable to make it past 7 minutes.

 

[The Urban Moose]

The scariest part is that conservatives believe that sex education is just this.

...what?

 

[SquidVicious]

This has to be the best thing I've seen all month.

 

[pirate64]

well that's me put off sex for a day or two then, the morphing diagram saw to that >.<

 

[George Page]

What a great film! The only way it could possibly be better is if Christopher Walken did the narration.

 

[darksakul]

Actually this is kind of tame for Lovecraft, but this isn't HP Lovecraft's work, but loosely and poorly based on it.

 

[Corekrash]

"He who is not to be named!" I actually laughed out loud at that point. Very amusing take on the introduction to sex ed (There always seems to be the one kid who cannot handle it)

 

[Lokithrsourcerer]

lol very cool also reminds me of the band nuclear rabbit

(the poster spelt the bands name wrong lol)

 

[Ossian]

This was... This was... Wow haha.

I liked it, I haven't seen anything like it in a long time, not the subject matter, but the narration and theme was great.

Makes me remember to when I finally got the whole birds and bees (learned about it by myself) and it was shocking lol.

 

[AbstractStream]

This was so weird, yet soo humorous!
Really well done.

 

[Sleepingzombie]

I like the narrator but I was not disturbed. The more i think about his writing the more I understand that these kinds of stories are dependent on the way the narrator sets the mood, rather than what are used.

 

[SketchyFK]

um...

thats... well... i think disturbing and terrifying are perfect for describing it...

what is even more frightening to think is that this has more an impact than a 2 hour long horror movie released these days.

Agreed, haven't been this disturbed watching some movie in ages.

Also a fine way to alienate friends by mailing this to them.

Sir, that is a class idea (tho plz excuse any pun that might've dropped itself in there), i remember seeing a post about "is incest ok?" i think that might alienate yourself from family members just as much.