Haiku Battle!

[Fudgo]

Let's see, what to write
Dammit, I really can't think
Eh, let's go with this

 

[Hexadecimal]

Fuck, I'm really bored.
I think I'll try this for now.
Dammit, I'm still bored.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

a conundrum huh?
to kill and have different
so I guess you'll die

didn't have to be
you should have just ran away
so I guess you'll die

this ain't no country
for old men, you didn't know?
so I guess you'll die

I am moving up
time to pass the torch you know
so I guess you'll die

HA! the time has come
and now Luigi will rise
so I guess you'll die

 

[Lukeje]

Fingers crossed; last day!
The winner shall be revealed,
Votes shall be tallied!

My haiku won not.
Honorable mention, though.
Not too bad, I guess.

You did all right though,
Nice new shiny badge to show.
Congrats on that dude.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I'm the best poet,

And you better well know it,

***** you have no skill!

Oh, bringing battle
Back to the Haiku Battle,
Are we? Okay then-

Bam! Falcon Punch! Right
Off the hospital roof, fool!
Guess what- Bofus wins.

Fingers crossed; last day!
The winner shall be revealed,
Votes shall be tallied!

My haiku won not.
Honorable mention, though.
Not too bad, I guess.

You did all right though,
Nice new shiny badge to show.
Congrats on that dude.

Yah, I felt lucky
Just to get to the finals.
Stiff competition.

 

[cobra_ky]

Yah, I felt lucky
Just to get to the finals.
Stiff competition.

i had much more luck
i wrote mine in five minutes
while i took a dump


does while count as one
or is it two syllables?
and what's A-N mean?

 

[Spleeni]

To put it lightly,
I hereby believe that all
poems are the shit.

 

[BiscuitTrouser]

Writing in haiku?
What a good idea it is.
Makes the message short.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I'm the best poet,

And you better well know it,

***** you have no skill!

Oh, bringing battle
Back to the Haiku Battle,
Are we? Okay then-

Bam! Falcon Punch! Right
Off the hospital roof, fool!
Guess what- Bofus wins.

Wrong, 'cause i'm the King,
And your just a punk-ass *****,
I'm bringing the pain!

But you're still falling...
Since you paused mid-fall to launch
That vague attack, King,

I've had time to plant
A bed of nails for you to
Land on. Ouches! Nail'd!

When you land, zombehs
Will eat your remains. Yum yum.
NomnomKingnomnom.

 

[Bofus Teefus]

I land on my throne,
And pull a rocket launcher,
I'm the king, *****.

I'm seeking your ass,
No escape you sorry fool!
You'll die in no time!

Snore...snore...SNORT! Must have
Fallen asleep while waiting
For you to attack.

Rocket launchers are
No good At close range, and I'm
Right behind you, dude!

Snuck into your base
As a demoman, now feel
The knife! I heart spies!

Nice L4D2
Pictures on the other thread.
Care to join the group [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-Left-4-Dead-Group-Xbox-360]?

 

[Bofus Teefus]

Snuck into your base
As a demoman, now feel
The knife! I heart spies!

Nice L4D2
Pictures on the other thread.
Care to join the group [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/groups/view/Escapist-Left-4-Dead-Group-Xbox-360]?

Yes, indeed i do,
Maybe we should call a truce,
How about it, man?

What are you doing?
Are you sapping my sentry?
God damn it, you dick!

Okay, it's back on!
I will kill you till you die, (?)
taste my god-damn wrath!

Apocalypse, then,
Is what I'll see you in. Now,
Nomnompainnomnom.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

A fight it is
Now, although indeed for what purpose?
Only we will decide fate.

 

[Sam G]

I'll own you, bitches!
Is it a bit late to join?
I will anyway.