Haiku Battle!

[Tarlane]

There was an old man
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all
Look'd like haiku. He

Said with a laugh "I
Cut them in half, the pay is
Much better for two."

[A-N]

 

[r4ndom]

so first it's five, right?
then seven, to fill this line,
and then back to five?

 

[Biek]

I baked a cake today
But it didnt taste right
I think ill trash it

 

[Letsrock456]

Your poetry is right
But i wonder of your skills
to make good haikus

 

[Undeadpope]

[A-N] not mine

Brains,Brains,Brains,Brains,Brains
Brains,Brains,Brains,Brains,Brains,Brains,Brains
artificial hip?

[A-N]I can't write Haiku because I suck at syllables,I much prefer Limericks.

 

[DeadpanLunatic]

I have removed my words from this site.

 

[Mr.Bubbles]

Zombies are very good.
They eat yummy people's brains.
Nom nom nom nom nom.

 

[DamienHell]

I can type backwards
I really like to do it
sdrawkcab epyt nac I

 

[captainwolfos]

What a clever thought,
A thread made just of haikus.
But will there be cake?

No; no cake for you.
There will be no cake because
The cake is a lie.

 

[Lukeje]

I can type backwards
I really like to do it
sdrawkcab epyt nac I

'Tis six syllables
The "sdraw-kcab ep-yt nac I".
That is not Haiku.

 

[Kaijj]

A haiku poem?
That is five-seven-five, no?
I believe it is.

 

[Lukeje]

A haiku poem?
That is five-seven-five, no?
I believe it is.

That is it indeed.
A season should be mentioned,
But nobody does.

 

[concrete89]

Your eyes will bleed
When opposed by my excellence
I will conquer all

 

[Red Ring of Pissed off gamer]

Crunching and chunking
My opponent is destroyed
Watch his body parts fly

 

[Lukeje]

Crunching and chunking
My opponent is destroyed
Watch his body parts fly

The real connoisseur
Will make their victim implode.
Much less mess and gore.

 

[new_age_reject]

A haiku poem?
That is five-seven-five, no?
I believe it is.

That is it indeed.
A season should be mentioned,
But nobody does.

I build a cabin
From the bodies of the dead
Oh and its winter

 

[Red Ring of Pissed off gamer]

Crunching and chunking
My opponent is destroyed
Watch his body parts fly

The real connoisseur
Will make their victim implode.
Much less mess and gore.

The gore is damn cool
Watch as his limbs fly around
I love the blood splurt

 

[SmartIdiot]

Now I have freedom
To waste other peoples time
You lose I profit

 

[MrSnugglesworth]

Bla bla bla blabla.
Blablabla bla bla blaw
blaw blaw blaw blawa.

 

[Kaijj]

I thought of one more!
These haiku poems aren't hard!
They are quite easy.