Haiku Battle!

[ExileNZ]

Sounds a bizarre thing,
to be sure. Do tell us more,
story-telling sage.

 

[Lukeje]

Let's see, where to start...
A homosexual boy
nearly kills himself.

He's talked out of it
by a blond stranger and lives
with him for a while.

Their time together
causes the gay to love the
mysterious boy.

Alas, he is straight,
not to mention he's engaged.
The boy's heartbroken.

Despite all of this,
the story does indeed have
a happy ending.

Seems that it could be
Rather depressing. I guess
I'll have to wait though.

Wait till it's complete;
When it is fully written
For the happy end.

 

[SharPhoe]

Sounds a bizarre thing,
to be sure. Do tell us more,
story-telling sage.

A sage, am I now?
I'm afraid you'll have to read
the tale to know more.

 

[SharPhoe]

Seems that it could be
Rather depressing. I guess
I'll have to wait though.

Wait till it's complete;
When it is fully written
For the happy end.

I'll try my hardest
not to keep you waiting long.
You'll be first to know.

 

[Lukeje]

Seems that it could be
Rather depressing. I guess
I'll have to wait though.

Wait till it's complete;
When it is fully written
For the happy end.

I'll try my hardest
not to keep you waiting long.
You'll be first to know.

I shall be looking
Forward to it. I need a
Distraction from work.

Else I may go a
Little insane; revision
Is dreadfully dull.

 

[SharPhoe]

I shall be looking
Forward to it. I need a
Distraction from work.

Else I may go a
Little insane; revision
Is dreadfully dull.

That is partly why
I'm glad to not have schoolwork
to worry about.

I do realize, though,
that I must return someday
to find a career.

 

[Kaijj]

Can't let this thread die.
It is too fun to let go.
Let's keep it going.

 

[new_age_reject]

That cabin would smell
When it reaches summertime.
Wood is much better.

Point well made sir but
In Spring, the sunlight shall be
Beaute upon the flesh.

But in the autumn
The bodies will be obscured
By leaves a-many.

The leaves a-many
Shall hide my heinous murders
from the pigs. autumn.


Damn!

That's very clever
But in spring they could be used
As fertilizer.

Cabin made from spring
Corpses is more useful than
You first thought good sir.

 

[aperpheldy]

I should not do this
Add just one more to the thread
long enough as is

Long though it may be,
there's always room for one more.
Let's keep it going.

Your words are so wise
I will continue to write
I love hiakus so...

 

[SharPhoe]

Nobody's posted
anything for a full day?
Where is everyone?

 

[Gruthar]

I came to this thread,
glancing what things it contained.
Lo! TL;DR.

 

[SharPhoe]

I'm not far away
from post number 1,000.
It MUST be EPIC.

 

[Nycto]

i like my muffins,
fish have the best anti-grav.
pump that techno, yeah

 

[Willwillwritehiswill]

Why is this battle
ongoing? you lost to my
velociraptor

 

[Nokillme92]

Shall we Haiku fight?
How will the winner be known?
Someone needs to judge.

YOU, out-Haiku ME?
I'm Original Copy.
Haiku is my thing.

 

[SharPhoe]

I have now returned!
With my 1,000 post count,
I cannot be stopped.

 

[balimuzz]

This thread lost its steam
I will revitalize it
With a new haiku

 

[SharPhoe]

Where's Mr. Dog-hat?
I can't pronounce his real name,
so I won't use it.

 

[manicfoot]

I play as Ken,
Predictable Shyruken.
Blanka scares me.

 

[Lukeje]

Where's Mr. Dog-hat?
I can't pronounce his real name,
so I won't use it.

It is Luke - a - hey,
(Or at least that is how I
Say it in my head).

Sorry, I had lots
Of revision to get done
And had forgotten.

Hopefully this thread
Will not die a death just yet
Like some other threads.

Congrats on going
Gonzo, you've joined an elite
Group of Escapists.