Hair of the dog

[tce11]

Water and Triscuits first (or if your feeling up to cooking, bacon and eggs) then a nice strong spicy Caesar with celery and/or pickled garnishes (green beans, asparagus, etc). The water and triscuits help settle your stomach, then the Caesar is a nice source of vitamins, salt, and delicious spicy alcohol.

 

[Andrewtheeviscerator]

I guess the real solution would be to drink less...

Rubbish. The real solution is to take steps to ensure you never fall back into the depths of depravity known widely as sobriety. So, invest a set of tumblers, fill them with various types of alcohol for variety's sake and leave them around the house, some obvious and some hidden in the places that seem obvious to look when you're drunk.

Also, a good drink of water before bed, and a full glass by your bed for when you wake up in the night or the morning with a dry mouth help immensely. Fry-ups and bread are the best choice for breakfast. There's probably sciencey reasons behind it, but I don't know them. I just speak from experience.

This man speaks the truth think about it, if your always drunk then your never hungover!

The only hangover cures I've heard of scientifically are water and bread. Water hydrates you, and I forgot what the hell bread did. You'll probably want to look that up on your own some more, I saw it a while back...

You eat bread because the yeast soaks up the alcohol and dilutes it and makes the alcohol break down and enter your blood system slower.