Hangover cures

[squid5580]

Gatorade. If you can keep it down it really helps.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

Listen to really loud heavy metal, Megadeth, Toxic Holocaust etc. And punch yourself in the face repeatedly and/or headbutt wall.

LMAO how the fuck does that work?

It makes ME feel better about myself and my tiny, tiny mouse like genitals

xD That was a good chuckle
I'm gonna have to agree with 5String.
If you want a cure, do what he said, since it seems the most logical of them all xD

At last someone sees my point.

Another tip would be to put your head in a microwave and then run said microwave for about 50 seconds. Don't try that, though.

An alternate cure, involving microwaves is putting your neighbor's cat in there for about half an hour. When its well and truly dead film yourself eating it, then send it to me so I can have a wank over it.

Or find a pinball cabinet, and slam your head through the glass. Then, proceed to eat the plastic ships and what not inside. Note: Do not do during game of pinball, player will be extremely pissed.

Another cure, go to a rowdy bar, remember kids, rowdy means friendly. Find the biggest man you can and throw beer over him. He will find it hilarious, refuse to buy him another one. He knows the hang over cure and will commence the curing of hang over immediately.

Or you can play some Counter Strike For Cats...

Spoiler

Can't argue with that

No one can. That's why it's the ultimate cure.

I will buy that game.

 

[Laura.]

Why would you want to get rid of a hangover? It's like the pain you get in your legs after exercising: it's both good and bad at the same time.

But drinking lots of water and taking a cold shower works pretty well.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I will buy that game.

They are releasing other Cat-based merchandise. I heard shirts, games, and...CATS! THEY ARE MAKING CAT BASED CATS!

Holy-shit-on-a-stick, where do I sign over my organs?

 

[Clirck]

Drink more till you are extremely drunk, AGAIN and repeat it every morning.

 

[Goldbling]

Time, time is unarguably the best way to cure or prevent a hangover an hour in between every three beers or three shots or three slippery nipples (I won't judge you) with some water and you never, ever, never get a hangover.

EDIT: Important note, always eat before starting to drink.

Greasy food the day after also helps, or just plain food. Anything that will soak up the remaining, unprocessed alcohol.

 

[icyfresh]

GET LAID
There are better ways to get your point, even a vulgar one, across than caps.
-mod

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I will buy that game.

They are releasing other Cat-based merchandise. I heard shirts, games, and...CATS! THEY ARE MAKING CAT BASED CATS!

Holy-shit-on-a-stick, where do I sign over my organs?

http://www.braindawgs.com

I will. I will. Now, James, who will develop this game?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I have a pack of monkeys with a thousand type writers. We are slowly writing the dialog.

Well done, James. Hmm... how many monkeys are there? If there are too many... can I eat one?

 

[walls of cetepedes]

I have a pack of monkeys with a thousand type writers. We are slowly writing the dialog.

Well done, James. Hmm... how many monkeys are there? If there are too many... can I eat one?

7...thousand...million

And you only have 1000 typewriters? I smell poor planning...



[small]and cooked monkey...[/small]

 

[Da_Schwartz]

Chocolate Milk. Preferably Yoo-hoo. It does wonders.

 

[walls of cetepedes]

To please the "workers" we force encourage Gladitorial fights for extra bananas at break time.

Sounds like a fair system, comrade. Now, can I still function without my: heart, brain, kidneys, lungs, bladder, stomach, liver and skin?

 

[InsanityManifest]

Vitamins during and after drinking. Seriously, I've drunk myself retarded and woken up perfectly fine, enough to go to work and have a decent day. Multivitamins with high concentrations of your essential nutrients work the best.

 

[axia777]

I am telling you people. Forget all this BS. Just drink lots of water and smoke tons of pot. It will cure your ills!