Happy Canada Day!

[Fanboy]

Happy birthday Canada! You don't look a day over 25!

 

[tomservo4prezident]

Yaaaay Canada. Represent.

 

[FuktLogik]

Happy my ass. This is yet another day where Canada Post doesn't do shit. That makes for, what, two whole days this week where the mail actually moved? I don't feel like going and getting smashed tonight, and all my games are still stuck in the void that is Canada Post's sorting facilities. Fuck, I may as well just be working today.

 

[MoNKeyYy]

Woot Canada!! I'll celebrate by drinking whiskey and watching the hell out of TSN's non stop coverage of the NHL off season!!!

 

[OceanSapphire]

GO CANADIANS!

 

[lacktheknack]

Canada gets its own day? But there are only 30 million of you up there. I say we give Tokyo its own day as well. There are just about as many people in the Tokyo metro area.

Four million square miles, man. Ten million square kilometers.

OT: WHEEEEEEE! THERE'S GONNA BE FIREWORKS TONIGHT!

 

[FalloutJack]

Does the Escapist have no Canadian pride?

Well actually, I'm Irish and I live in Pittsburgh. Also, it's my birthday. Mind you, there are a fair few people from Canada that I like, actors and comedians and such-like. However, there is no greater Canadian than the man himself, Canada-Man!

That said, why isn't Graham from LRR in here?

 

[FamoFunk]

Happy day of Canada-ness, Canada! woot!

 

[Camaranth]

Does the Escapist have no Canadian pride?

Well actually, I'm Irish and I live in Pittsburgh. Also, it's my birthday. Mind you, there are a fair few people from Canada that I like, actors and comedians and such-like. However, there is no greater Canadian than the man himself, Canada-Man!

That said, why isn't Graham from LRR in here?

Probably cause he's kicking back at the lake with a cold one waiting for the fireworks to start, which is where every other Canadian either is or wishing they were.

(stupid living experiments need to be taken care of grumble grumble)

But now I'm going to party like I'm 144!

 

[FalloutJack]

Does the Escapist have no Canadian pride?

Well actually, I'm Irish and I live in Pittsburgh. Also, it's my birthday. Mind you, there are a fair few people from Canada that I like, actors and comedians and such-like. However, there is no greater Canadian than the man himself, Canada-Man!

That said, why isn't Graham from LRR in here?

Probably cause he's kicking back at the lake with a cold one waiting for the fireworks to start, which is where every other Canadian either is or wishing they were.

(stupid living experiments need to be taken care of grumble grumble)

But now I'm going to party like I'm 144!

Good for you, sir! And good for him! I'm going to party like I'm 30! 'Cause...I am! So there! Hwah!

(What's it like, partying like you're 144?)

 

[The Serpent]

Though Bieber is probably your biggest pop-star, I'd like to take today to celebrate my favorite Canadian pop-star; Robin Sparkles.


Let's go to the mall TODAY! (Don't forget the robot)

Congrats to all Canadian Escapists!

 

[Tuesday Night Fever]

I'm from New Hampshire, USA, and I'd like to wish a very happy birthday to my friends to the north!

 

[Torrasque]

Happy Canada day to you too
I'll be celebrating with a 6 pack of Alexander Keiths and I'll be watching Canadian Bacon later tonight.

http://www.neoformix.com/2008/Flag_Canada2.png

 

[guidance]

And loadingreadyrun FUCK YEA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29g57XTYgLE

HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

 

[manaman]

Canada gets its own day? But there are only 30 million of you up there. I say we give Tokyo its own day as well. There are just about as many people in the Tokyo metro area.

Four million square miles, man. Ten million square kilometers.

OT: WHEEEEEEE! THERE'S GONNA BE FIREWORKS TONIGHT!

Russia is bigger, and has a respectable number of people living in it. Canada is pretty much North America's Australia. It maybe huge, but people don't want to live on 90% of it.

I say we have 10 US days, one for every 30 million people living in the US. To balance things out.

 

[lacktheknack]

Canada gets its own day? But there are only 30 million of you up there. I say we give Tokyo its own day as well. There are just about as many people in the Tokyo metro area.

Four million square miles, man. Ten million square kilometers.

OT: WHEEEEEEE! THERE'S GONNA BE FIREWORKS TONIGHT!

Russia is bigger, and has a respectable number of people living in it. Canada is pretty much North America's Australia. It maybe huge, but people don't want to live on 90% of it.

I say we have a 10 US days, one for every 30 million people living in the US. To balance things out.

As if your economy wasn't in bad enough shape without having to buy all that fireworks...

 

[manaman]

Canada gets its own day? But there are only 30 million of you up there. I say we give Tokyo its own day as well. There are just about as many people in the Tokyo metro area.

Four million square miles, man. Ten million square kilometers.

OT: WHEEEEEEE! THERE'S GONNA BE FIREWORKS TONIGHT!

Russia is bigger, and has a respectable number of people living in it. Canada is pretty much North America's Australia. It maybe huge, but people don't want to live on 90% of it.

I say we have a 10 US days, one for every 30 million people living in the US. To balance things out.

As if your economy wasn't in bad enough shape without having to buy all that fireworks...

It's all cool. We have more then trees, seal clubbing, and oil sands to work with. It'll work out in the end. Especially with the awesomeness of 10 times the explosive force behind it.

 

[lacktheknack]

Canada gets its own day? But there are only 30 million of you up there. I say we give Tokyo its own day as well. There are just about as many people in the Tokyo metro area.

Four million square miles, man. Ten million square kilometers.

OT: WHEEEEEEE! THERE'S GONNA BE FIREWORKS TONIGHT!

Russia is bigger, and has a respectable number of people living in it. Canada is pretty much North America's Australia. It maybe huge, but people don't want to live on 90% of it.

I say we have a 10 US days, one for every 30 million people living in the US. To balance things out.

As if your economy wasn't in bad enough shape without having to buy all that fireworks...

I could write a whole paper on why the economy of the US is not doing nearly as bad as people seem to think it is. Why the debt is still manageable, and in fact could be in decent enough shape (even if the US does in fact owe the largest amount we have a giant dinosaur dick sized economy). Seriously the GDP of the US might be down, but it still dwarfs that of China, and takes the entire EU to eclipse it, and only then by a few measly billion.

The real worrying thing isn't how things are, but how congress can drive them pretty quickly if they don't get off their collective asses and stop trying to dick each other harder. At this point I would just settle for doing their damned jobs and stop pretending screwing everyone over to screw over the other party is somehow in peoples best interest.

You sure know how to suck the fun out of back-and-forth jabbing.

 

[manaman]

Canada gets its own day? But there are only 30 million of you up there. I say we give Tokyo its own day as well. There are just about as many people in the Tokyo metro area.

Four million square miles, man. Ten million square kilometers.

OT: WHEEEEEEE! THERE'S GONNA BE FIREWORKS TONIGHT!

Russia is bigger, and has a respectable number of people living in it. Canada is pretty much North America's Australia. It maybe huge, but people don't want to live on 90% of it.

I say we have a 10 US days, one for every 30 million people living in the US. To balance things out.

As if your economy wasn't in bad enough shape without having to buy all that fireworks...

I could write a whole paper on why the economy of the US is not doing nearly as bad as people seem to think it is. Why the debt is still manageable, and in fact could be in decent enough shape (even if the US does in fact owe the largest amount we have a giant dinosaur dick sized economy). Seriously the GDP of the US might be down, but it still dwarfs that of China, and takes the entire EU to eclipse it, and only then by a few measly billion.

The real worrying thing isn't how things are, but how congress can drive them pretty quickly if they don't get off their collective asses and stop trying to dick each other harder. At this point I would just settle for doing their damned jobs and stop pretending screwing everyone over to screw over the other party is somehow in peoples best interest.

You sure know how to suck the fun out of back-and-forth jabbing.

Sorry about that. I blame it all on the beiber fever. The beiber has infected my mind with horribleness.

Edit: There I fixed the post as well as my beiber addled mind could.