Happy Passover!

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

Happy Passover to all of my Jewish friends on the Escapist. Though it was actually a slightly negative experience for me since it kept me from playing Company of Heroes: Tales of Valor, so I was sitting there dying to play it the whole time. Ah well.

Also, I was sitting there laughing the whole time because I kept thinking about the Family Guy scene where there are the two slaves in Egypt saying how the Jews are getting their hard times out of the way and it's gonna be smooth sailing from then on.

It's funny because that's not what happens!

That's probably my most interesting Passover story. They're never particularly fascinating, are they?

It was certainly worth reading.
Consider me entertained.

 

[Pseudonym2]

There was the time my brother accidentally dived into the the stone fire place and had to go to the hospital. The doctor had to remove pieces of brick from his forehead. This means my brother's head is harder than rock.

We had all kinds of epic stories about searching for the afikomen. I usually won though.

 

[Twilight_guy]

It's passover already? *goes to get lamb blood*

Seriously though I'm Catholic so I'm waiting for Friday. (Incidentally, why do they call it good Friday? It wasn't good for Jesus.) Happy passover!

 

[Shapsters]

I am half Jewish, but I wish I was a real Jew

Oh well, Happy Passover/Easter/April!

 

[Souplex]

Just out of curiosity am I the only actual Jew here?

 

[Railgun88]

Got a new transmission for my Ford F-250. I don't know why but the parents felt very giving. Probably cause my father blew it trying to redline it at a light while towing the race car and the back up car. But shound'nt a present like that wait till my birthday or christmas???

 

[SmilingKitsune]

I don't know what Passover is, but it sounds like a good occasion to pass out.

You've honestly never heard of Passover? It's a feast commemorating the Israelites' exodus from Egypt and their liberation from slavery.

Ah, right. I just didn't know the English name. It's called "Pascha" here.

Okay, sorry if I came of sounding jerkish in any way.

 

[Bob_Marley42]

It's passover already? *goes to get lamb blood*

Seriously though I'm Catholic so I'm waiting for Friday. (Incidentally, why do they call it good Friday? It wasn't good for Jesus.) Happy passover!

Because it was the day when all humanity was forgiven for thier sins. Also, you get hot cross buns. Omnomnomnom.

The Easter Bunny must be stopped, he ruins the entire meaning of the holiday.

Jesus must be stopped, he's ruining our evil capitalist takeover of the holiday and slowing our attempt to turn it into a meaningless consumerist excuse to buy stuff!