You know, ive been told today is St.Patrick's day by 3 different people, and each time i forgot 5 minutes later.
I dont see a real point to it. >.>; Its a completely pointless holiday to me, because i hate alcohol of all forms. Just the smell of most drinks makes me want to puke.
You know what i did for my 21st birthday? Ate turkey. Because all the bars around here were closed for Thanksgiving. But you know what i did the day after? I went to the nearest bar, ordered the highest selling bear, chugged it in one go, went out back, threw it up, and told the guy at the bar he will never see me again, and thanks for the beer. Even tipped. $10. No reason to, just said "for your troubles", and left. Didnt even wait for him to thank me.
So, i'll probably never remember this holiday exists, and 5 minutes from now, im going to forget again.
But since im here, Happy St. Patrick's day everyone

Try not to get to "Smashed", "Hammered", "Blasted", "Crocked" or "Toasted".