I kind of rolled the whole "spoiling and overfeeding their birth son until he's the size of a small orca" in to theBinnsyboy said:He'd probably have been a fat bastard like Dudley, and been eaten by the Basilisk or something due to not being able to outrun it. Dumbledore implies as much when he says that at least Harry escaped the horrible damage they inflicted on Dudley.Little Woodsman said:My big "What If" for the HP series has often been "What if the Dursley's hadn't been a bunch of arseholes, and
treated Harry like an actual family member?"
Anyway, the Dursleys never beat Harry, so there's that. The baggy clothes are something I guess, but they wouldn't bound straight to a home visit. All their abuse of Harry was quite private. For instance, when they buy him an ice lolly at the zoo to keep up the public facade.
Besides, I think it implies quite a bit that Harry's teachers marked him as a troublemaker too, so would probably adopt a similar point of view to the Dursleys, what with him ending up on the school roof. Even more so when he's at Hogwarts and Vernon goes around saying he's in a criminal institution.
As for Mrs Fig, she wasn't there in any official capacity. She was just there because of Dumbledore. And Dumbledore wouldn't take Harry away from the Dursleys, because he had magical protection by being with his blood relatives.
whole ass-hat-ery of the Dursleys so if they acted like decent normal people that wouldn't have been an issue ....but yeah...though I suppose if Harry had been as obese as Dudley the basilisk
might have choked to death on him.....
I also kind of figured that since there are some wizards in the books who are adept at interacting with muggles, (Kingsley being the prime example) if Arabella Figg had told the right people someone could have dropped by the
Dursley's home and let Vernon & Petunia know that they were watching Harry, and expected him to be treated at
least halfway decently. (A-la Mad-eye Moody at the end of the fifth book) Maybe even told the Dursleys that if
they resented having to pay for Harry's necessities the cost would be covered and converted some wizard gold into
regular currency to cover it--with a stern warning that misappropriation of it would have dire consequences.
Heck, come to think of it if I was a wizard friend of Arabella I'd have worked out something where I'd set up
a study room in her house (maybe using transdimensional magic like the tents or Hermione's bag) and told the
Dursleys that I wanted Harry to come over to do chores for a small fee, let the kid use the time/room to keep
up (or even get ahead) on his schoolwork and sent him home with a few quid (is that still the right term?) to
give to the Dursleys.
But you know, that's only because I am perfect, wonderful and infallible. {wink}
Tired, stressed & going to bed now...