Has anyone pretended to be gay/or opposite sexual orientation for [insert reason here]?

[AroLombardi]

I did it a few times for lulz. I did the whole gay lisp sort of thing (Thparkle!) and touched their legs, and they freaked out! It was sooo worth it. Hilarious...

Disclaimer: I AM NOT GAY

 

[Robert Yang]

No. However don't necessarily go thinking that I hate gay people, they just make me uncomfortable. I respect and acknowledge their right to be homosexual, so long as I don't have to talk to them about it.

Yeah, ditto - I don't hate straight people... They just make me feel uncomfortable and I don't want to have to listen to them talk.

 

[TaborMallory]

Pretending to be gay can be very funny sometimes. I'm not comfortable with physical things, though. Man hugs are the only exception.

 

[humanbeaing]

im bi and when my friends say something homophobic or use gay as a derogative i act as flamboyant/overtly sexual as possible

 

[Gooble]

I'm completely straight, but I do quite often 'bring out the gay' to freak out my friends. It's awesome. I don't do the stereotypical gay really, but yeah, other things that would make most men probably incredibly uncomfortable.

 

[bladax]

im bi and when my friends say something homophobic or use gay as a derogative i act as flamboyant/overtly sexual as possible

same

 

[Major_Sam]

I flirt with my girlfriends all the time. I call them hot stuff, muffin-cakes and sweet cheeks and slap them on the arse when the time calls for it. All in fun of course. I'm very interested in guys.

 

[Legion]

I'm rather comfortable with my sexuality.

I have always found that phrase amusing, as nobody ever actually says what their sexuality is when they use it.

 

[Hoxton]

Not really. I don't really view myself as a "straight" person. I'm pansexual.

Though it can bring some good lulz to pretend to be gay in multiplayer games for sheer annoyance. Or something.

Pansexual would mean that you have sex not only with both genders of humans, rather than Both genders with humans/animals/insects/fish (You like fishdicks? You're a gay fish.)

 

[Chipperz]

I started stroking a guy in my class when he said gay guys make him uncomfortable. I did it again when our tutor told someone we weren't a very "physical" group.

I'm convinced that noone who knows me actually believes I'm straight.

 

[DazZ.]

Me and my close mates flirt smack arses and that. Call each other babe, but I wouldn't do that (normally) to people I've just met out and about. Spose I have when they seem fun and will get that im just messin, but bad first impressions are hard to comeback from, so gotta be sure they'll get it.
Pretty sure im straight though...?

 

[Hoxton]

Not really. I don't really view myself as a "straight" person. I'm pansexual.

Though it can bring some good lulz to pretend to be gay in multiplayer games for sheer annoyance. Or something.

Pansexual would mean that you have sex not only with both genders of humans, rather than Both genders with humans/animals/insects/fish (You like fishdicks? You're a gay fish.)

I'm aware of what "pansexual" means. It's more of a joke in this example, really. Even though I see no moral problems with either.

Just wanted to quote South Park. Please don't mind me. =P

 

[Hoxton]

*snip*

Oh yes good sire, apparently lots of people like putting fishsticks in their mouth. o:

 

[The Youth Counselor]

I'm bisexual.

However I prefer to stay in the closet.

Even though I live in San Francisco, CA: homebase of the homos, I hear homophobic friends and family members all the time. Although I am disgusted by their hate and fear for a group of people who cause them no harm, I love them and don't want to shake up their world. Sure someday I'd like to change their opinion, but for now I'd rather people judge me simply from what they know and not of my sexuality.

So I'm just a dorky straight guy.

Was playing an MMO as a female character before and someone random male person started to follow me about flirting and such. Rather than correct him that i was actually male, i went along with it for a while as i was bored and seemed fun to wind up the poor guy. So in a way although not directly gay i spose this counts

Oh Lord, that has happened to me way too much. It's quite sad how the extent of help some guys to help a female stranger out due to the hope that a relationship could blossom without even knowing proof.

Just because someone plays as a girl doesn't mean they are.

 

[Jamash]

I have done on Saint's Row 2, for shits and giggles and to antagonise people who kept joining my game (before I realised I could change the settings and deny access).

I made a motorcycle cop outfit, but with assless leather chaps and a flesh toned thong (so that my bare arse wouldn't be pixellated or covered up).

It was really funny because from the front it looked like a really good motorcycle cop outfit and only appeared gay when I turned around.

I'd look really cool and quite menacing riding up on my police bike, but when I dismounted the shit would hit the fan. I cant believe how much it freaked some people out, like they though my bad stereotype was actually some kind of infectious gay and could some how harm them.

Also those same kind of bigoted idiots hated it if I was to just wear a raincoat and flash them in the game.

Even though sexual harassment is wrong, virtual sexual harassment of homophobes and bigots in Saint's Row 2 is epic, if you can put up with the abuse, which I used as a scoring system to see how successful I was being (e.g people disconnecting is 10 points, but a death threat is an instant win).