Hate a Game You Love, Love a Game You Hate
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Saints row 2:
What a piece of crap. The story is stupid, who the hell wants to see a badassified version of themselves or some fat guy they created for comedic effect tear through legions of ninjas drug dealers and metal heads in a stylish and awesome way. How unpoetic. And the multiplayer, my god does it suck. Everyone knows good multiplayer like GTA4 is supposed to subtract 90% of the content from the single player. And what kind of immature asshole would want to wear nothing but a spartan helmet and shoot people with an assault rifle while standing on top of an airplane his friend is flying? It's so bland and unentertaining.
earthbound:
This game is AWESOME! I can see why people still play this! I mean, it's what every good game should be! The enemies are so masterfully designed! It's almost as if the designer took all the random items they could find at their house and slapped arms and legs on them! but the best part of the game is when you get to take control of your not generic at all child protagonist and fight them! Why take trivial things like "interaction" and "skill" into account when you play a game when you can just have both characters stand still and select their attacks? Some games do stupid gimmicky shit like showing your characters attacking the enemy and them taking damage, but who the hell wants to waste their time with that? In the amazing game earthbound the screen just flashes and it tells you how much damage you do! It's like every attack has the same long lasting memorial qualities, but with different damage quantities! AMAZING! It's almost as fun as doing calculus homework! AND it's twice as time consuming, so it's great for passing those long and boring weekends while you're waiting for monday so you can study in the library and participate in the math club!
What a piece of crap. The story is stupid, who the hell wants to see a badassified version of themselves or some fat guy they created for comedic effect tear through legions of ninjas drug dealers and metal heads in a stylish and awesome way. How unpoetic. And the multiplayer, my god does it suck. Everyone knows good multiplayer like GTA4 is supposed to subtract 90% of the content from the single player. And what kind of immature asshole would want to wear nothing but a spartan helmet and shoot people with an assault rifle while standing on top of an airplane his friend is flying? It's so bland and unentertaining.
earthbound:
This game is AWESOME! I can see why people still play this! I mean, it's what every good game should be! The enemies are so masterfully designed! It's almost as if the designer took all the random items they could find at their house and slapped arms and legs on them! but the best part of the game is when you get to take control of your not generic at all child protagonist and fight them! Why take trivial things like "interaction" and "skill" into account when you play a game when you can just have both characters stand still and select their attacks? Some games do stupid gimmicky shit like showing your characters attacking the enemy and them taking damage, but who the hell wants to waste their time with that? In the amazing game earthbound the screen just flashes and it tells you how much damage you do! It's like every attack has the same long lasting memorial qualities, but with different damage quantities! AMAZING! It's almost as fun as doing calculus homework! AND it's twice as time consuming, so it's great for passing those long and boring weekends while you're waiting for monday so you can study in the library and participate in the math club!
I'm not sure if I should be happy with you praise... after all with the reverse nature of this thread if you say you like something... doesn't that mean you dislike it? Hahaha. Your thread idea is complete garbage, and doing it the first time was so excruciating that I can't stand to do it again...Whistler777 said:
Psychonauts: If you don't want to be Psycho you better NOT play this game! I'd rather get brain damage than play Psychonauts again. Did Jack Black's retarded cousin write this? Kids in a psychic summer camp, it's been done so many times I am bored just thinking about it. And the constant jokes, HAHA, sorry I forgot to laugh. Practically ruined the game for me I was so nauseous from all of them. And really what kind of crap is psychic powers? Hey Raz, why not learn some real magic from Criss Angel and really freak some minds, you got more than enough room in that over-sized watermelon of a head. And oh god the levels! Give me a break already, level after level of unique environments and memorable set pieces. Who wants to remember the game after they have played it? Hey Raz do me a favour, jump into my brain and make me forget I ever played the bundle of turds that is your game.
Mirrors edge this is what gaming has worked up till, everything until this has been nothing but a step on the stairway to perfecti... i cant do this, i just cant say anything nice about it.
Oblivion what an amazing game! as soon as you turn on this game you are sucked in to a huge fantasy world full of interesting places and even different universes whit in the different universe, any where you go theres a new and thought out place whit interesting characters, epic side missions and its own unique mood, its an entire world in constant movement, all the characters have a schedule and unique personalities and they change as you progress true the game, the fights are intense but even whit all the enchants you can get, including invisibility you never feel overpowered and the fighting never loses its intense and realistic ways, you truly feel like your in the battle whit the huge variations of enemies.
Wolfenstein i just bought this game and it saddens me how the giant have fallen, just another generic fps set in ww2, in some failed attempt to put a new light on the game they included some magic robot thingy that essentially just shows the game whit a new light, packed whit uninspired weapons and boring enemies, the only good thing i have to say about it is all the walking from the boring action packed places to the next location, the walking really is great but its clearly a total rip off from the all the walking in my beloved Oblivion, but even though its a clear rip off its still better than walking in reel life, which is another one of my hobbies.
Oblivion what an amazing game! as soon as you turn on this game you are sucked in to a huge fantasy world full of interesting places and even different universes whit in the different universe, any where you go theres a new and thought out place whit interesting characters, epic side missions and its own unique mood, its an entire world in constant movement, all the characters have a schedule and unique personalities and they change as you progress true the game, the fights are intense but even whit all the enchants you can get, including invisibility you never feel overpowered and the fighting never loses its intense and realistic ways, you truly feel like your in the battle whit the huge variations of enemies.
Wolfenstein i just bought this game and it saddens me how the giant have fallen, just another generic fps set in ww2, in some failed attempt to put a new light on the game they included some magic robot thingy that essentially just shows the game whit a new light, packed whit uninspired weapons and boring enemies, the only good thing i have to say about it is all the walking from the boring action packed places to the next location, the walking really is great but its clearly a total rip off from the all the walking in my beloved Oblivion, but even though its a clear rip off its still better than walking in reel life, which is another one of my hobbies.
Resident Evil 4: This game is PURE SHIT! It's nothing like the old Resident Evil games! It's no longer a survival horror but a third person shooter. If they were going to have it be a shooter, why can't a move and shoot at the same time! The story is also shit. Why do I want to save the princ- I mean presidents daughter? Why didn't Leon just fuck her at the end of the game? Such a shitty game!
Dead Space: Such a great game! Epic story line with deep characters who feel like their your best friend. It's so scary! Every time I hear a monster I shit my pants like a little girl! Great shooting mechanics that allows you to walk WHILE SHOOTING! TAKE THAT RESIDENT EVIL! The entire game feels so fresh. I never get tired of shooting the same enemies over and over again! The objectives that you must complete and also creative. It's always something innovative like "get this object to blow up that door". You always know what your doing. Your never just wondering "What's going on?" while following around the guide thing.
Dead Space: Such a great game! Epic story line with deep characters who feel like their your best friend. It's so scary! Every time I hear a monster I shit my pants like a little girl! Great shooting mechanics that allows you to walk WHILE SHOOTING! TAKE THAT RESIDENT EVIL! The entire game feels so fresh. I never get tired of shooting the same enemies over and over again! The objectives that you must complete and also creative. It's always something innovative like "get this object to blow up that door". You always know what your doing. Your never just wondering "What's going on?" while following around the guide thing.
Okami: What an absolutely appalling game! Who on earth wants to play something like this that no one has seen before? The whole idea of the celestial brush is completely daft, because why would you want to change the fabric of existence? It would be much easier to just give Amaterasu a gun and have her shoot the crap out of everyone that looks at you funny. It would have been much better if there were proper 3D graphics in darker colours to make it more realistic, give me the same generic type of gun metal grey shooter game every time rather than this original cel-shaded crap! The characters were really annoying and poorly developed and felt more like they were hindering, rather than helping me, the sidekick character was crude, vulgar and patently UNfunny and what was with the voices?! They just sounded really stupid, why can't the people in the game just speak English like they're supposed to? Oh and the PS2 controls? Boring and unimaginative, the Wii's version was much better at making this game tolerable, like polishing a turd. At least the Celestial brush worked on the Wii version, unlike the PS2 version!
Mirror's Edge: What an innovative piece of gameplay. The levels merged seamlessly into one another, the free running was great fun (first person perspective in a platformer, a stroke of GENIUS!), the combat was intuitive and easy to master and it has great replayability value. The design of the levels was so original and bright that not once did I feel the need to rest my eyes as a result of motion sickness unlike with Okami and so many other games that I've played. The main character was likeable and well-developed and the game as a whole was not at all tedious. There's nothing more fun than trying your hardest to get through a certain level, reaching near the end after several tries, then having a cop kill you so you get to have another go.
(Wow, that was really hard to do, not least because I adore Okami! It was so hard to slag it off...)
Mirror's Edge: What an innovative piece of gameplay. The levels merged seamlessly into one another, the free running was great fun (first person perspective in a platformer, a stroke of GENIUS!), the combat was intuitive and easy to master and it has great replayability value. The design of the levels was so original and bright that not once did I feel the need to rest my eyes as a result of motion sickness unlike with Okami and so many other games that I've played. The main character was likeable and well-developed and the game as a whole was not at all tedious. There's nothing more fun than trying your hardest to get through a certain level, reaching near the end after several tries, then having a cop kill you so you get to have another go.
(Wow, that was really hard to do, not least because I adore Okami! It was so hard to slag it off...)
GTA4: Its a blast driving, shooting, whatever. But New York does not have that many freakin' drug deals that they hire some random russians to go do. I get so sick of every mission being either "get some drugs" or "Kill some drug dealers". I know they're not all like this but the vast majority are.
Shadow the hedgehog: Another sonic game thats way off the franchise? OH NO WAIT! Its a Shadow the hedgehog game. On that adds so much crap its ridiculous. But itdidn't feel like sonic and added all sorts of stuff that I liked even though I hated it at the same time. Like Alternate endings, guns, and vehicles. They all added interesting things that added to the experiance.
(How do I bold lolol?)
Shadow the hedgehog: Another sonic game thats way off the franchise? OH NO WAIT! Its a Shadow the hedgehog game. On that adds so much crap its ridiculous. But itdidn't feel like sonic and added all sorts of stuff that I liked even though I hated it at the same time. Like Alternate endings, guns, and vehicles. They all added interesting things that added to the experiance.
(How do I bold lolol?)
Enchanted Arms: This games is balls to the wall fantastic, The voice acting is great, I love it when that one girl can't decide on her accent. so what if there is a boss that absorbs 95% of damage and utterly crushes your party, you can summon a guy with a Pizza for a head. It has such a low encounter rate that it's almost not there, who needs to grind to get money and levels not me. Also that difficulty curve, outta sight man it reminds me of my other favorite past time getting nailed in the balls.
Tales of Vesperia: God this game is ball to to the wall AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Main Character, Yuri, doesn't whine about his problems he actually does something about it.Also what's up with Karol,he's a completely likable kid character. I mean he doesn't even have an annoying voice, I call bullshit.Then there's the combat: It actually lets me control my character directly and has competent AI, Blasphemy. Why would I want to run around in fast paced battles when I could just sit around and just spam the attack button, I play games to be lazy. Tales of Vesperia more like Tales of Gay guys and a couple of lesbians... wait there's lesbians hell this game is awesome.
( note i like turn based combat and do support RitaXEstelle)
Tales of Vesperia: God this game is ball to to the wall AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Main Character, Yuri, doesn't whine about his problems he actually does something about it.Also what's up with Karol,he's a completely likable kid character. I mean he doesn't even have an annoying voice, I call bullshit.Then there's the combat: It actually lets me control my character directly and has competent AI, Blasphemy. Why would I want to run around in fast paced battles when I could just sit around and just spam the attack button, I play games to be lazy. Tales of Vesperia more like Tales of Gay guys and a couple of lesbians... wait there's lesbians hell this game is awesome.
( note i like turn based combat and do support RitaXEstelle)
Portal: Meh. A bland unimaganative puzzle game that's way too short to be enjoyable.
Ouch. That hurt to say.
Halo 3: A fantastic shooter! So much better than anything else on the market! It's so revolutionary!
That makes me feel a little better.
Ouch. That hurt to say.
Halo 3: A fantastic shooter! So much better than anything else on the market! It's so revolutionary!
That makes me feel a little better.
Ok, I loved Saints Row 2, i could throw people into jet turbines and spray poo on buildings, what a riot. But the main missions were not varied enough, and the graphics were crap.
I hated Street Fighter IV for being samey, but the moves were pretty cool, and there were lots of characters. HADOKEN!
I hated Street Fighter IV for being samey, but the moves were pretty cool, and there were lots of characters. HADOKEN!
Hearts of Iron 3 - This strongest part of this game is that it's very straightforward with an excellent tutorial which leaves no mechanic unturned. I additionally applaud them for toting realism by modeling most countries as they are in reality. Like Canada having about 1/20th the natural resources that the united states do; just like in real life.
Deus Ex: What an unimaginative piece of shit. Nanotechnology? Transgenics? What the fuck do these words even mean? Who wants to play a game that actually makes you think? Not me, that's for sure! And what's with that experience points system? Is it meant to be some gay JRPG shit? I'm so glad they cut it out of the sequel - ah, the sequel, what a brilliant piece of work. Totally redeems all the failures of the first one.
F.E.A.R. A truly unique and original piece of work, I could hardly turn away from it, it's theatrical brilliance kept me enthralled from start to finish! I really loved the huge variety of enemies and enviroments, but what I must really compliment is the horror aspect. A little girl as the scary monster - what an inspired idea! I've never been so scared in my life!
F.E.A.R. A truly unique and original piece of work, I could hardly turn away from it, it's theatrical brilliance kept me enthralled from start to finish! I really loved the huge variety of enemies and enviroments, but what I must really compliment is the horror aspect. A little girl as the scary monster - what an inspired idea! I've never been so scared in my life!
Portal:
God, what a terrible game. It was so damn short. If it doesn't take me at least a year worth of my time and a strategy guide to beat a game then I want no part of it. And why did I only get the portal gun? I want a damn mini-gun to destroy aliens. What the hell is this puzzle shit? The closest thing to a puzzle that I want is fighting my way through a horde of enemies to pull a lever that opens the door to the room that I'm locked in. And I never got any damned cake for finishing this short-ass game. You're better off just going to a store and buying yourself some cake. You'll enjoy it more and unless you're an obese pig, then it should take you longer to finish.
(I think I have internal bleeding now from writing this)
Final Fantasy 7:
Man, what a spectacular game! I love games that allow you to play as an androgynous blond man with a ridiculous and completely impractical twenty-foot-long sword and hair so pointy he could impale a llama. There is no way in the world this game could possibly become ridiculously overrated. It's just that much fun. Hell, it's so much fun that I want a remake of it, even though I can just download the game from PSN. There is no possible way that I could get bored of this game within four hours of playing it.
God, what a terrible game. It was so damn short. If it doesn't take me at least a year worth of my time and a strategy guide to beat a game then I want no part of it. And why did I only get the portal gun? I want a damn mini-gun to destroy aliens. What the hell is this puzzle shit? The closest thing to a puzzle that I want is fighting my way through a horde of enemies to pull a lever that opens the door to the room that I'm locked in. And I never got any damned cake for finishing this short-ass game. You're better off just going to a store and buying yourself some cake. You'll enjoy it more and unless you're an obese pig, then it should take you longer to finish.
(I think I have internal bleeding now from writing this)
Final Fantasy 7:
Man, what a spectacular game! I love games that allow you to play as an androgynous blond man with a ridiculous and completely impractical twenty-foot-long sword and hair so pointy he could impale a llama. There is no way in the world this game could possibly become ridiculously overrated. It's just that much fun. Hell, it's so much fun that I want a remake of it, even though I can just download the game from PSN. There is no possible way that I could get bored of this game within four hours of playing it.
Love to Hate: The Bard's Tale: Aww man! This RPG is awful, I don't want jokes, whimsy, fun gameplay, a witty protagonist, a lovable sidekick, and a colourful cast of support characters, I want a brooding, impossible-haired, emo, punk-tard with no sense of battle-appropriate attire, who for some reason has women throwing themselves at him like the Army at Godzilla: they just get shot down.
Hate to Love: Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel: Aww-Yeah! I love what they did with this game! They took out all of that lame 1950's style music and put in death-metal! They took out the sense of gender-equality and replaced it with tits and bondage gear! The bondage gear makes it comparable to my favorite kind of RPGs: the J variety!
Hate to Love: Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel: Aww-Yeah! I love what they did with this game! They took out all of that lame 1950's style music and put in death-metal! They took out the sense of gender-equality and replaced it with tits and bondage gear! The bondage gear makes it comparable to my favorite kind of RPGs: the J variety!