Have you ever been attacked by an animal
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I was mauled by a goose as a child. I still have the scars. Viscious creatures.
Outside of that.... Yeah, dog. Stupid ugly little yappy dog. "Oh, how cute, it's repeatedly biting you and you're bleeding everywhere. Why would I pull it away? It's adorab- WHY DID YOU KICK MY DOG, YOU DOG ABUSER!"
I was also bitten by a cat, straight through the wrist, right before it died. That was a fun time. I don't blame the cat for that, my wrist recovered.
Outside of that.... Yeah, dog. Stupid ugly little yappy dog. "Oh, how cute, it's repeatedly biting you and you're bleeding everywhere. Why would I pull it away? It's adorab- WHY DID YOU KICK MY DOG, YOU DOG ABUSER!"
I was also bitten by a cat, straight through the wrist, right before it died. That was a fun time. I don't blame the cat for that, my wrist recovered.
I was attacked by a dog once, started running at me barking, bit my leg so I shoved it away and it started coming back so I kicked it in the head. the owner started yelling at me as I walked away ignoring him.
(for the record I do not partake in nor do I condone animal cruelty, I simply found myself in a situation wherein I was being attacked and defended myself as such.)
(for the record I do not partake in nor do I condone animal cruelty, I simply found myself in a situation wherein I was being attacked and defended myself as such.)
Gerbils, vicious little things.
I worked in a pet store once, and these little things would burrow around the food bowl. Then when I reached in to give them fresh food, they'd jump out of the sawdust, cling to my hand and give it a ferocious mauling.
They planned it!
I worked in a pet store once, and these little things would burrow around the food bowl. Then when I reached in to give them fresh food, they'd jump out of the sawdust, cling to my hand and give it a ferocious mauling.
They planned it!
I wasn't really 'attacked' but a chimpanzee once fell onto me...
Yes I'll be needing to explain this one, well I was in a zoo and across the main path is this walkway for the monkeys.
Yess you guessed it I walked under it and suddenly one of the smaller chimp's decides it might be a good time too fall of the dam walkway and apparently it scared the living shit out of us both and it just ran the f#ck off
another one,
I got chased half a mile to our safari car ( I was at the World cup soccer 2010 and decided to experience a safari ) By a dam scary demonic like honey badger
Yes I'll be needing to explain this one, well I was in a zoo and across the main path is this walkway for the monkeys.
Yess you guessed it I walked under it and suddenly one of the smaller chimp's decides it might be a good time too fall of the dam walkway and apparently it scared the living shit out of us both and it just ran the f#ck off
another one,
I got chased half a mile to our safari car ( I was at the World cup soccer 2010 and decided to experience a safari ) By a dam scary demonic like honey badger
Yup , I grew up on a farm , so been attacked by a lot of animals , but the most hurtful one was when a horse kicked me in the chest, I guess I was 10 and I'm sure I flew a few meters, at least it felt like it. Took some time to get back on that horse for sure.
Uh. When I was a kid, a goat tried to ram me.
I caught it by the horns and it just gave up after that, but that sort of counts, right?
Also irish, so nothing really interesting. Never was stupid enough to bother a vicious looking dog or whatever.
I caught it by the horns and it just gave up after that, but that sort of counts, right?
Also irish, so nothing really interesting. Never was stupid enough to bother a vicious looking dog or whatever.
An octopus wrapped around my arm and wouldn't let go, when I was diving in Greece.
Also, many geese and swans chased me around a park in Germany when I was little.
Also, many geese and swans chased me around a park in Germany when I was little.
That reminds me, a bird shat on my foot at the zoo once. As in, walked up, sat on my foot, took a shit, and flew off.Boneasse said:
Does that count?
One more step and I would've been charged by a moose and her calf. I seriously didn't see her there until I decided to look up.
when i was like 10 i almost got my finger bitten off by a turtle that was bigger then me!
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I live in Mississippi so there are a fair amount of dangerous animals. Mostly snakes and I've been bitten by one once, but thankfully it was non-venomous. Just last year during the winter I was going out to do some laundry and turn on the laundry room lights and got bit by a snake that had gotten on top of the dryer. The thing ran off, but I thought at first it had been Cottonmouth so I rushed to the emergency room, but found out it was most likely a Southern Black Racer. Still it can be scary. At least I don't live near the river then alligators would be a concern. Other then snakes, spiders can be pretty dangerous around here. Used to have problems with black widows nesting nearby, but a big grassy field got built over by a corporation and haven't seen much of them since. Occasional bobcat nearby, but I don't hear about anyone getting attacked by them.
Yes.
Stupid fucking dogs. I've also been stalked by a mountain lion before as well, though I haven't seen any since I moved.
Stupid fucking dogs. I've also been stalked by a mountain lion before as well, though I haven't seen any since I moved.
