Have you ever been Fired?

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Da Mann

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DominoSmith said:
I have. I stabbed a customer in the hand with my knife after he grabbed me a few times. The stupid bouncers sat on their lazy asses and did nothing while this guy grabbed me.
Whoa! what was your job?
 

Flames66

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I was Sacked (fired) from the Co Op. The reason for this was that the manager took everything too seriously and I am relaxed about everything. It was also partly because I am dyslexic and it took me some time to find anything on the shelves.
 

Fetzenfisch

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Not really fired. I had worked a lil trial, which turned out to be 2 weeks but the boss said hell employ me if i keep up the good work and surprise surprise, at day 11 i got a call from a co-worker that she was ordered to tell me that i won't get it.
Heard later he kicked me for his nephew who got fired elsewhere.
 

goldfalsebond

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No, but if I ever did, I would want to be fired from the working at an unemployment office. Go in the next day and say "You work for me now. Find me a job." credit to Demitri Martin
 

DominoSmith

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Da Mann said:
DominoSmith said:
I have. I stabbed a customer in the hand with my knife after he grabbed me a few times. The stupid bouncers sat on their lazy asses and did nothing while this guy grabbed me.
Whoa! what was your job?
I was a stripper. The reason I had a knife was it was part of the costume. I had lots of leather, tatoos, and my big knife. He was constantly grabbing me. I warned him 4 times, yelled for the bouncers wand when they failed to get off their fat asses, I pinned the assholes hand to the stage. The bouncers kept their jobs, I got fired, and the asshole ended up with a large hole in his hand

my knife is like the one on the very bottom
 

Tharwen

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I'm too young to be employed, but I have done work experience. At one of them I got a £100 tip despite the employer not being allowed to pay me :D
 

crimsonshrouds

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Da Mann said:
I have. I accidentally dropped my hat into the deep fryer at Burger King, and I acidentally knocked over a row of shelves at Wal-Mart. So, I want to Know, have you ever been fired? and if yes, what for?
How did you knock over the shelves?

I haven't been fire from wal mart yet but the store manager would probably fire someone if they looked at her funny.... and she has already set her sights on me...
 

MajorKris

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Nope. I am still employed at my first job and will be going on to my third year now. I recently got promoted too.

(I work at Subway) xD
 

NoNameMcgee

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I got fired from Woolworth's when I was about 15 or 16. It was like my first job and I felt useless after, I remember I actually cried. I was just taking too long to learn the ropes.

I've had one other job working in a kitchen which I absolutely hated and quit. Other that I've just been in education up until this point.
 

crimson5pheonix

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Yes, I got fired from the local Fry's Electronics for not showing up one day. I was skipping out of the office because while I really liked the money, I hated the inane rules. I was about to quit anyway since, because of company rules, if I didn't clock out, I would be fired. And if I left the premises, I would be fired. So, in order to keep my job, I had to stay in the store an hour after I clocked out to keep my job.
 

Maileigh

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I have indeed.
Last week as a matter of fact.
I got fired after 3 days of working... only 3, still on training too.

I worked at a gas station, and apparently I was "too nervous" or "too slow" while at register.

I dunno, it's kinda hard to learn/get used to a job when one is only scheduled for training ONCE A WEEK.

I'm still confused at that one... kinda jaded too.
 

Sanquinius96

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When I hate my job, I'm doing things to make sure I'll get fired whilst stirring up some unrest for the incompetent manager to fix (which I doubt).