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No, I'm not talking about that time you wired up your brake lights to your accelerator so people would stop tailgating you, or the day you finally decided how many strikes with a keyboard it takes to get to the soft, pasty centre of your co-worker's skull, I'm talking about going against the gods' will and breaking the sacred Lore.
I downloaded that Space Core mod for Skyrim once, but I never meddled with those jiggly boob mods, because those always made me slightly odd in the abyssal depths of my stomach. When I was still playing the original Left 4 Dead, there was a great Johnny Bravo skin and sound mod for the tank that I used to use. Both mods took all seriousness out of the game whenever they were active.
So, is there something you want to confess, sinners? How have you broken the Lore and how severe was your transgression?