Have you ever experienced a real, genuine, epic "Fuck You" moment?

[Jacco]

By that I mean, have you ever been in an argument or something where either you or the person you were arguing with ended it with a perfectly placed and enunciated "fuck you." in a way that ends the conversation without resistance?

I have. I was arguing with my friend about the nature of God (she is very religious, I'm not so much) and she got all huffy and was was just like "fuck you." She timed and pronounced it so perfectly there was nothing I could do to come back from it. It was pretty epic.

I am reminded of a Dane Cook skit I heard once.

Have you ever done it to someone or had it done to you?

 

[Azure-Supernova]

I have a lot of these 'Fuck You' moments, usually at times when the person I'm talking is being a twat. I used to be in this debate class-type thingy, which was basically my anger management. A lot of the time when an opponent would end their argument, the stupidity was so thick I'd literally only be able to cut it with a knife made from refined 'Fuck You'.

Not very often I ended an argument on that note though... I'm quite calm usually.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

mmm no i cant say ive gotten the Fuck You ending, although i came close.

I was on my way home two nights ago, stopped to get gas at the station where one of my girls works. Some sleezeball jackhole with too much cologne on and a hairdo that you could spear fish on, was hitting on her at the counter. Im waiting in line behind him, hes flirting for all hes worth at her. I hear him say something about "taking her home for the ride of her life" or something. She looks up at me and says "Youd have to ask my mistress". He scoffs and goes "yeah right, and whose that?". She points to me and says "Her, with the gun". He turns, eyes my 1911 on my hip, goes pale, and BOOKS IT from the station.

Best.night.ever.

Yes, i legally open carry a handgun, everyday. Yes, im a girl, yes i own Karen, and yes, she thought it was as funny as hell.

 

[lacktheknack]

Sort of.

I was trying to tell a story and my friend kept repeating EVERYTHING I said. After about a minute, I turned and yelled a couple cusses. She didn't repeat them.

 

[Megnaman]

When ever my friends decide to gang up on me in an argument without the chance for retaliation, "Fuck you guys!" always fits so nicely. Followed by me going home and raging for a while.

 

[warrcry13]

The only time I've seen an argument even come close to ending with "Fuck You." Someone always got punched afterwards. Or in my case I stomped his knee and kneed him in the face as he was falling. Granted I've never said nor have had those words said to me by a friend in a serious manner. By come close to ending with it, I mean someone says it, and then gets punched.

 

[Rayne870]

mmm no i cant say ive gotten the Fuck You ending, although i came close.

I was on my way home two nights ago, stopped to get gas at the station where one of my girls works. Some sleezeball jackhole with too much cologne on and a hairdo that you could spear fish on, was hitting on her at the counter. Im waiting in line behind him, hes flirting for all hes worth at her. I hear him say something about "taking her home for the ride of her life" or something. She looks up at me and says "Youd have to ask my mistress". He scoffs and goes "yeah right, and whose that?". She points to me and says "Her, with the gun". He turns, eyes my 1911 on my hip, goes pale, and BOOKS IT from the station.

Best.night.ever.

Yes, i legally open carry a handgun, everyday. Yes, im a girl, yes i own Karen, and yes, she thought it was as funny as hell.

Nice, good taste in sidearm too.

As for me well as much as my fiance and I love each-other we constantly have arguments, and they usually end in "fuck you" and then making up, and then "fuck you" again but jokingly/admitting fault.

My parents do much the same too, one time we made a 4 hour drive all the way up to our campsite only to find that my dad had left the keys to the camper at home...there was much arguing between my parents and then my mother ended it with a nice "fuck off perry!" (not quite a fuck you i know...) My sister, fiance and I were in shock and then all of us burst out laughing.

 

[CthulhuMessiah]

mmm no i cant say ive gotten the Fuck You ending, although i came close.

I was on my way home two nights ago, stopped to get gas at the station where one of my girls works. Some sleezeball jackhole with too much cologne on and a hairdo that you could spear fish on, was hitting on her at the counter. Im waiting in line behind him, hes flirting for all hes worth at her. I hear him say something about "taking her home for the ride of her life" or something. She looks up at me and says "Youd have to ask my mistress". He scoffs and goes "yeah right, and whose that?". She points to me and says "Her, with the gun". He turns, eyes my 1911 on my hip, goes pale, and BOOKS IT from the station.

Best.night.ever.

Yes, i legally open carry a handgun, everyday. Yes, im a girl, yes i own Karen, and yes, she thought it was as funny as hell.

I have a friend who was leaving a hotel he checked into. When he got outside, a homeless guy with a knife tried to mug him. My friend opened his coat, the homeless guy saw the revolver, and immediately hauled ass and got out of there.

OT: The only times I get a "Fuck you!" moment is when I'm arguing with someone who is so stuck up in their beliefs that they can't seem to comprehend that someone has a slightly different opinion.

One story is I was sitting in a Tim Hortons (yes, I am Canadian), wearing a Slayer shirt because I am a classy gentleman. Anyway, a religious nut came up to me, saying stuff like "YOU GOIN' TO HELL, BOY!". I said things like "That's nice", and stuff like that to get rid of him.

A few minutes later (Once I finished my coffee and wanted to go), I told him to fuck off and I left.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Someone once told me "Fuck you". I don't really remember who or when or where. THAT IS ALL THERE IS TO MY EPIC TALE.

Do you remember why? Or is the tale just as mysterious as it is epic?

The mystery is part of the charm =) Like Jack the Ripper, or the Bermuda Triangle.

I must write a book about you now.

OT: I once ended a very tedious and angry conversation with my ex-girlfriend with a "Fuck you". Goddamn it was satisfying.

[sub]The breakup was far from mutual...[/sub]

[sub][sub][sub]Crazy female dog.[/sub][/sub][/sub]

[sub][sub][sub][sub][sub]Before anyone asks, no the girlfriend wasn't actually a dog.[/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub][/sub]

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

mmm no i cant say ive gotten the Fuck You ending, although i came close.

I was on my way home two nights ago, stopped to get gas at the station where one of my girls works. Some sleezeball jackhole with too much cologne on and a hairdo that you could spear fish on, was hitting on her at the counter. Im waiting in line behind him, hes flirting for all hes worth at her. I hear him say something about "taking her home for the ride of her life" or something. She looks up at me and says "Youd have to ask my mistress". He scoffs and goes "yeah right, and whose that?". She points to me and says "Her, with the gun". He turns, eyes my 1911 on my hip, goes pale, and BOOKS IT from the station.

Best.night.ever.

Yes, i legally open carry a handgun, everyday. Yes, im a girl, yes i own Karen, and yes, she thought it was as funny as hell.

Nice, good taste in sidearm too.

as a side, its an Ed Brown Custom, Kobra Carry, blued with an ambi safety.

 

[Rayne870]

as a side, its an Ed Brown Custom, Kobra Carry, blued with an ambi safety.

oh sure make me drool.

 

[Cheesus333]

mmm no i cant say ive gotten the Fuck You ending, although i came close.

I was on my way home two nights ago, stopped to get gas at the station where one of my girls works. Some sleezeball jackhole with too much cologne on and a hairdo that you could spear fish on, was hitting on her at the counter. Im waiting in line behind him, hes flirting for all hes worth at her. I hear him say something about "taking her home for the ride of her life" or something. She looks up at me and says "Youd have to ask my mistress". He scoffs and goes "yeah right, and whose that?". She points to me and says "Her, with the gun". He turns, eyes my 1911 on my hip, goes pale, and BOOKS IT from the station.

Best.night.ever.

Yes, i legally open carry a handgun, everyday. Yes, im a girl, yes i own Karen, and yes, she thought it was as funny as hell.

So, uh... sure, I'll bite.

Are you a pimp? Or the madame of a brothel, or something like that?

Cause... it kind of sounds like this girl is a prostitute... and that you're her pimp.

I guess I could be wrong though.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

mmm no i cant say ive gotten the Fuck You ending, although i came close.

I was on my way home two nights ago, stopped to get gas at the station where one of my girls works. Some sleezeball jackhole with too much cologne on and a hairdo that you could spear fish on, was hitting on her at the counter. Im waiting in line behind him, hes flirting for all hes worth at her. I hear him say something about "taking her home for the ride of her life" or something. She looks up at me and says "Youd have to ask my mistress". He scoffs and goes "yeah right, and whose that?". She points to me and says "Her, with the gun". He turns, eyes my 1911 on my hip, goes pale, and BOOKS IT from the station.

Best.night.ever.

Yes, i legally open carry a handgun, everyday. Yes, im a girl, yes i own Karen, and yes, she thought it was as funny as hell.

So, uh... sure, I'll bite.

Are you a pimp? Or the madame of a brothel, or something like that?

Cause... it kind of sounds like this girl is a prostitute... and that you're her pimp.

I guess I could be wrong though.

no, im a mistress. Karen is a slave girl. She, and my other girl Sammi, both became my slaves a while ago. It was a willing decision made by both girl seperately. They live with me and my girlfriend. Its not a purely sexual relationship, nor do i "rent" my girls out. Theyre mine and mine alone.