Have you ever...

[CIA]

...been out someplace
recognising everybody's face
until you realised that there was no one that you knew.

Or what about how sometimes you go around town and you see some older people (anywhere from five to 40 years older) and they look at you kinda funny, you know, like they think they might know you, and you look at them and swear, "If (so and so) were that age, they'd look EXACTLY like that!" and then you think you might have just gone through some time paradox thing.

That doesn't even rhyme. You need to work on your lyric writing skills.

 

[theSovietConnection]

whenever i get fed up... it rains

every single time! grah! i start thinking "jeez, what a crap day" and then it starts raining :/

and dont say my mood is affected by the weather XD cause i aint happy when its sunny

I don't know why, but I have a hard time picturing you fed up.

Ocassionally I'll get random deja vu and never figure out why, but the weirdest thing is I always get a bad feeling in my stomach before something bad happens.

 

[THEMILKMAN]

I seem to clog the toilet at least once a month, sometimes even if there's no toilet paper involved yet. I guess my deuces are just too big, eww. But on the bright side I'm an expert at plunging now.

It doesn't happen just on my toilet either, it can happen at any toilet. It's especially embarassing when I do it at my girlfriend's house, which I've done twice, but thankfully I'm such a plunging pro that no one ever knew a thing. It still gets very infuriating whenever it happens though. I think that all the toilets are against me.

I also get random deja vu moments at least about twice a week. It's very odd.

 

[BustaNinja]

I only look at my phone right when I am about to get a text. I pick it up, and it will buzz, but never before.

 

[SniperWolf427]

i see dead people, but like, before they died

Quite the talent you have there.

I happen to always move into a house with no neighbors in the houses directly around me.

 

[hungoverbear]

I have hyper realistic dreams. It feels like im actually there, the temperature, the touch, the smell. Everything feels so damn real.

 

[historybuff]

Whenever I think it couldn't get any worse...

...it usually does.

you'd think this would work the other way too. Have you everthought that it couldn't get any better?

And then it does get better?

No, can't say that's ever happened. Haha!

 

[CptJackRabbit]

When I walk under streetlights or into empty yet lit rooms, a light will go out. This doesn't happen often, but often enough that it makes me worry. Like I'm gonna help bring the anti-Christ into the world or something.

That happens to me a lot too.. especially motion detect ones (if they are on already) I am also told I am found way to often in dark hallways.. like just got great timing or something

 

[Joens]

Whenever i cut my toenails my legs and arms start to itch like hell
.>

 

[Bernzz]

When I was reading the Harry Potter books for the first time, the first one was announced as a movie.

When I was reading the LOTR series for the first time, the first one was announced as a movie.

Never happened since, but still...

 

[Valiance]

I can see the future.

 

[Dread Pirate Pete]

I have a mild case of elctromagnetic dissorder, I used to be able to get a signal on a tv by touching the arial socket and moving my other arm, I would also sometimes interfear with monitors and lights. My friend at university however had it much worse, she one knocked out all the computers in the library and her flat went through 9 kettles, 3 tosters and a microwave in 1 year.

 

[Cama Zots]

Have you ever been on your bike, cycling up hill with your mouth open, panting, and a wasp flies into your mouth and stings you in the back of the throat?

This, this is brilliant. I laughed.

It was painful and gross all at the same time. Emphasis on PAINFUL.