He broke my jaw, what should I do?

[Curious Georgie]

He broke your jaw.

Don't piss him off would me my best bet.

This. Definetely this.

Did your brother intent to swing at you full force? Because no matter what kind of gorilla he is, if he was only playing he couldn't have broken your jaw. Logical conclusion is he tried to hurt you, in which case he should do more with it.

 

[Zannah]

I've had to endure my share of brotherly violence, but nothing that extreme. I couldn't do much exept avoiding them as best as I could, but in your case, I would definately sue, as long as there's any hope of getting through with it (given you work, I assume you don't live at home, and therefore wouldn't have to endure too much social isolation).

 

[oppp7]

Complain to your parents until he gets thrown out.

 

[SHWiMM]

Dunno, maybe you should ***** about it?
I would throw him down a flight of stairs. But that's just me. I would also make sure it was right before my birthday.

 

[Sonicron]

I don't know... maybe put an angry possum in his bathtub? Make the sprinklers go off in his apartment? Something like that. Something that will cost him nerves and money.

Alternatively, if your brother breaks your jaw - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!!

 

[Sotica]

Get a plan...

Step 1: Secretly train yourself in the art of boxing.
Step 2: Issue a 'friendly' challenge in the ring.
Step 3: Dislocate brother's jaw with maximum efficiency.
Step 4: Say " Oh man, I am 'SO' Sorry. Did that hurt?"
Step 5: Make porridge with added laxative for next 6 weeks.
Step 6: Payback complete!

 

[kaziard]

THEY BROKE HIS JAWR!

HAHAHAHAHA! made me lol heartily.
OT: he wont get it if you keep talking to him in a conciliatory way (joking about being a cyborg), either talk about it or ignore him completely till he gets it?

 

[Haagrum]

Stuff happens. It sucks. My advice is to be the better man.

In such times, I turn to the wisdom of Albert Swearengen.

Spoiler: On having to do difficult or unpleasant things

In life you have to do a lot of things you don't ****ing want to do. Many times, that's what the **** life is... one vile ****ing task after another. But don't get aggravated.... then the enemy has you by the short hairs.

Spoiler: On responding to pain

Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair or ****ing beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man - and give some back.

Spoiler: On considered responses, rather than mindless vengeance

You can't cut the throat of every ****sucker whose character it would improve.

Spoiler: And one from Seth Bullock on family

Cold enough world without gettin' gone against by your own.

In truth, it sounds like you'd be just as well not to bother with him any more. Get better, get on with your life, and when you have the chance, get clear.

 

[Syntax Error]

He breaks your jaw, you break his balls. Seems like a fair trade to me.

 

[logiman]

Super-glue his penis to his abdomen. Taking a piss will never be easy again.

 

[HippySecond]

"I missed a fair few days work and some A-level exams because of being in hospital or drugged up"

um maybe you should thank him?

 

[DividedUnity]

Kill him while he sleeps. If you're really angry at him then you'll do this. If you don't want to go to prison though break his jaw now. Or better yet break his whole face[footnote]I'm kidding really. Shit happens, just never buy him christmas presents or the next time he needs something dont give him it[/footnote]

 

[mocruz1200]

kill the little bastard

Laxitives in every meal,drink etc you can spike that belongs to him.

that will work as well

 

[ANImaniac89]

eye for an eye

 

[FWL_MeRc]

I am loving the responses that say kill him or other impossible types of revenges. Creativity people a man has asked for our help!. Think about it. He can't speak he can't eat... Revenge must be enacted for the sake of our fellow Escapist.

 

[NuclearPenguin]

He broke your jaw.

Don't piss him off would me my best bet.

Quoted For Truth.

eye for an eye

Wouldnt it be "Jaw for a jaw" in this case?

Make fun of him for it for the rest of his life.

I dont think pissing off the guy who broke your jaw would be the correct way to go about living.

 

[Dapsen]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

OT: I'unno. If he's being a dick about it, then tell him off (and maybe slap him).
But if he is sorry, then i think you should forgive and forget.

 

[SmartIdiot]

I'm not fond of quoting Anton Lavey but in this instance I can't think of anything more fitting.

If a man smite you on the cheek, SMASH HIM ON THE OTHER!

Doesn't matter if he's your brother, I have 5 brothers, all of whom I love to bits but if any of them broke my jaw and put me through what you had to go through... I would fucking knock them out. These family squabbles eh?