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crypt-creature

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Either the Dynasty Warriors or Samurai Warriors games.

They play those, and think they know everything about the characters who were involved, and the battles that they were involved in. Granted, finding accurate information isn't easy, but they don't even seem to try.
 

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SuperFriendBFG said:
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Fire Daemon said:
I'm not sure about games but after 300 came out everyone became an expert on Sparta.
God after that movie came out I had to listen to friends and others who "thought" they knew anything about history say things that made my soul die a little bit.

One comment that made me cry a tad on the inside was and I shall quote, "Yeah it was a good movie but it wasn't historically accurate.". I followed that statement by trying to explain that the movie 300 was based on a graphic novel by a man named Frank Miller who only loosely based the story on historical events. After stating that I was again treated to this persons thoughts; "Yeah I know that but I really doubt there were guys like the one with blades for hands or that one that the Immortals brought into battle." to which all I could do was /facepalm.

Sorry for the rant but that comment brought back some memories.
You do not want 300 to be historically accurate.
yeah, 300 as historical accurate would be horsecrap
It would be brokeback mountain meets a child called it.
AHAHAH, It would be like the Ambiguously Gay (300) Duo!. They'd all be fighting together rubbing oil and lotion on each other and stuff, oh man. It's such a hilarious, yet disturbing thought.
Ahh, we have a Linkara fan in our midst.

But seriously, I tried telling people about it being loosely based and ge "man with blades for hands" argument.

Plus, I hate people who think that if they go to Chernobyl, they'll grow a new arm and have no negative side effects.
 

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LimaBravo said:
Oh and people who claim they could run and jump in full gear with their wepon extended (Strafer and bunnyhoppers arguments basically)

I'd pay money to watch someone trying to bunnyhop in real life but only if they were using live ammo.
Somehow I get the impression that a lot of people who think this probably can't even run a mile and a half without dropping to a walk....or at all.

Wearing shorts and a T-shirt.
 

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JC123 said:
I've learnt weapon basics from first person shooters (no, I'm not considering myself special ops - but I know how to point and aim, I know to shoot in short bursts rather than just spray, I know that silencers affect aim, etc).
Certainly there are some things that can be learnt from games - movement and burst firing, as you mention - but the interesting thing is that a good-quality, correctly fitted sound moderator or suppressor won't adversely affect accuracy; in fact, a really good one will more likely act as really good muzzle crown, evening out the muzzle blast and so reducing the influence of muzzle blast on the bullet.

A lot of things about guns are very counterintuitive. :)
 

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I do not claim to know how to play or anything really about guitars. I DO however have more musical talent (from me playing my trumpet/baritone for 7 years) than most people. When somebody tells me to "go play a real guitar" I wish I could ask them to play a Bb scale on a trumpet and laugh at them when they can't.
 

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I know plenty of people like this sadly, one guy played through all the C&C games that were out (which was before the yuri revenge expansion) and thought he had tactical knowledge to outwit Sun Tzu.
 

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Darth Mobius said:
Really? In bootcamp we carried M1 Garands and they weighed about 15 Pounds... M16s are Heavier... So yes, it is heavy for a CIVILIAN rifle, but a military issue one, not so much...

Which military were you in, or what rifle do you shoot, that is so much less?
The M16 - and certainly the M4 - is renowned for its light weight, and the Garand was retired from general service in the mid-sixties. Modern military rifles seldom exceed 5kg - around 11lb, I suppose - and most are under 4kg. The AK5 I was issued in Sweden, for instance, weighed 4.5kg and, at 1.01m, was considered a heavy and unwieldy rifle. Lovely on the range, though, and really not inconveniently heavy except when climbing in and out of vehicles. The current incarnation has been significantly lightened.


Trivun said:
I've played plenty of FPS and 3rd person shooters, and I know my way around weapons and such, and I'm a pretty good shot IRL. However, that's got nothing to do with games, but because I learned (at school, no less, and bear in mind this is the UK) how to fire weapons, recognise weapons and aircraft, I had military style weapons training and I can strip down and maintain and L-96 standard issue rifle as used by the UK military in Iraq and Afgahnistan.
CCF(Air)? Ex-ATC, myself, great times.

It's worth noting, though, that the L96 is the AI sniper rifle; I suspect you're thinking of the L98 Cadet GP rifle, part of the SA80 family. The standard issue rifle - which the L98 is based on, granted - is the L85 Individual Weapon.


MiserableOldGit said:
You do get some interesting parrallels between the virtual and real world though; on Brothers in Arms I'd ditch my tommy gun in favour of a german MP5 - my military nut friend later told me that troops in WW2 often did this.
Yes, except it was the Erma MP38/MP40, often erroneously called the "Schmeisser", that they used to scavenge. The MP5 is a (relatively) modern submachinegun made by Heckler & Koch; it was first introduced in the late 60s, and has only recently started to be superseded in effectiveness by newer designs.


madbird-valiant said:
I'm sort of like this. I actually know a lot about guns though. I'm somewhat of a nut. Never actually fired one, but I know the different types off by heart, etc.
What, all of them?


Ashbax said:
Actually driving irl is harder than fecking racing games >:D and also, Smoke on water riff is easy >.>
Easy for someone with a basic knowledge of playing guitars, perhaps. I'm a drummer - I'm not supposed to know how to play music. :p

As for the driving, though... I've always found that while I drive pretty well in real life, even in high-performance cars on the rare occasions I've had the opportunity to try them, in games I seem to develop a passionate affair with any wall, tree, roadsign or other car that crosses my path. It's even worse with a USB steering wheel plugged in - it feels nothing like driving a car, and the lack of tactile feedback on the pedals is frustrating.


Deef said:
Oh I just love the people who obsess about the military when they are extremely out of shape and overweight. It makes me laugh.
Depends how they obsess. I'm ex-military and slightly obsessive, but nowadays I'm incredibly out of shape and slowly but surely heading for "overweight". There are many ways to obsess, and only the "I'd be a brilliant 1337 d3l7a whatever" type is really silly. ;-)
 

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Lord Krunk said:
10-year old American Halo fanboys.

Kids who play Counter Strike who say OMFG H4x! every time you kill them.

And... well, I'll leave the rest to you guys.
You can actually kill people in Counter Strike?

Fuck, I'm jealous.

Edit: On topic, when i was in sixth grade, i made a game with FPS creator and thought that meant i would get hired by Valve to make the next Half-Life. On reflection, that thought was rather unreasonable.

In retrospect, I probably should have sent my resume to 3D Realms.
 

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When I bought ROCK BAND for my Xbox 360 before all my friends they all rushed over to my place to check it out.

about three or four of them were experienced drummers and they couldn't even get theough one song on easy. Their timing was all f'ed up and they just hit every pad as fast as they can when there wasn't even a big rock ending or drum fill in.
 

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animu fags who, upon watching inuyasha, are suddenly scholars of feudal japan. (though lulz do result in arguments with these people)

also, after playing ninja gaiden, those guys that believed it to be an accurate depiction of ninjas (they were super fighters that just ran into rooms and everybody died)

i HATE people like that.
 

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Abako said:
Oh wow how bout the kid who beats starcraft's campaign (or some other rather simple RTS) and thinks their a brilliant strategist. I had a freshman back in my senior year of highschool convinced he was awsome at strategy cause of a game and so he challenged me to a game of chess. Being the nerd that I seem to be, I decided to just see how bad he was and beat him with the 4 move checkmate (bishop/queen combo). It was hilarious.
You are awesome.
 

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Abako said:
Oh wow how bout the kid who beats starcraft's campaign (or some other rather simple RTS) and thinks their a brilliant strategist. I had a freshman back in my senior year of highschool convinced he was awsome at strategy cause of a game and so he challenged me to a game of chess. Being the nerd that I seem to be, I decided to just see how bad he was and beat him with the 4 move checkmate (bishop/queen combo). It was hilarious.
How did he act afterwards?
 

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3 years back, i was shooting at competitions and stuff got myself 196 points out of 200.And ofcourse with Real Rifles and Real Live Ammo. very fun :) but now when every body have played a FPS they suddenly just know how to use one in the real world...xD
 

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i think that while it doesnt help much and can give people a false sense of badassness (there isnt a better word for it) i would say that somebody who has played realistic shooters for years will know just a little bit over somebody who hasnt
 

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I have friends who saw Watchmens trailer, and think they know all about it.
Ive read but not seen it, they try to prove they know more with their wikipedia found knowledge