Heaven

[SsilverR]

i had a funny thought the other day .. my friend is muslim and while we were eating his dad decided to come in and give me a fat lecture about how i'll go to hell if i don't become muslim ect.. SO .. after that my mate told me that all him and the others do is sit around discussing god and quran texts all day

no offense ... but if these boring fucks are the only people going to heaven .. then i'd rather be in hell

and thinking deeper .. all my favorite shit will be in hell .. guitar, 99% of my favorite bands (i can live without kutless), attention deprived goth girls that put out after a few drinks .. ALL THAT SHIT AND MORE!! .. heaven will be full of old bearded fucks and virgin nuns that make watching grass grow look like a slayer moshpit

 

[cpthowdy]

I thought only Mormons go to Heaven

 

[Spaceman_Spiff]

Hell; its got better parties, and pirates.
Also considering the ammount of sinners over the years I'd say someones started a revolution by now.

 

[ShadeOfRed]

Hell definitely has more potential for usurping or at least getting high on the ladder down there. I'd rather serve with Satan than serve under God.

 

[Smudge91]

As Crowley says in good omens you can't get a decent drink in either hell or heaven and both are get rather boring after a while maybe a couple of centuries but hell does have all best composers

 

[rokkolpo]

I thought only Mormons go to Heaven

no only mormons believe that......all 5 of them.

 

[rokkolpo]

i,d rather go to heaven cuz i,m lazy and sleeping on a cloud for eternity sounds awfully good to me.

hell is so hellbend about torture and shit.(torture is not my thing)
i,m sorry but burning in hell for eternity doesn,t sound so good.

b.t.w. i,m not religious of any kind(just following a thread)

 

[WrongSprite]

I thought only Mormons go to Heaven

no only mormons believe that......all 5 of them.

Heaven must be a cosy place.

 

[JRCB]

Eh, reincarnation sounds pretty nice.

And also, if hell is like Dante's Inferno, it may not be that bad of a place. Limbo, here I come!..... in a while.

 

[Proteus214]

It would be just like Earth, except everything would actually go my way for once...

 

[sam13lfc]

Dude you have the patience of a saint, if that guy had tried to convert me like that I'd have hit him within 30 seconds. If anyone dares try to punish me for being different to them I'll be rather angry.

 

[SsilverR]

As much as this is flame-baiting, Hell would be a lot cooler than Heaven. It's really warm and cozy, Satan's a nice guy in person, plus there's the whole forever thing down there. The eternal torture though? Meh, well I don't think they'll put me through that, mwahahaha.

flame baiting wasn't my intention .. and yeah they'll get bored of the whole torture thing fast XD

 

[Akai Shizuku]

What an idiot. That's all I have to say about that guy.

 

[rokkolpo]

Dude you have the patience of a saint, if that guy had tried to convert me like that I'd have hit him within 30 seconds. If anyone dares try to punish me for being different to them I'll be rather angry.

NEVER interupt a mad-man blinded by religion.
you really don't want them to go and act by the will of ''god''

just walk...away...slowwwly.THEN RRRRUUUUUNNN

 

[SsilverR]

Dude you have the patience of a saint, if that guy had tried to convert me like that I'd have hit him within 30 seconds. If anyone dares try to punish me for being different to them I'll be rather angry.

nah .. i'd never hit an old man .. or any of my friends parents XD .. i'll stay my open self no matter how others act .. i'll respect their way of life even if they don't respect mine

i don't deck people out unlesd they try it first .... or bad mouth my mother or little bro XD

 

[Nicragomi]

I thought only Mormons go to Heaven

no only mormons believe that......all 5 of them.

Heaven must be a cosy place.

Actually.. They'll go to the planet Kolob in some far off galaxy...

I tell yea, I dunno whose more Batshit crazy, them or Kim Jong-il

 

[sam13lfc]

Dude you have the patience of a saint, if that guy had tried to convert me like that I'd have hit him within 30 seconds. If anyone dares try to punish me for being different to them I'll be rather angry.

NEVER interupt a mad-man blinded by religion.
you really don't want them to go and act by the will of ''god''

just walk...away...slowwwly.THEN RRRRUUUUUNNN

Lol sound advice.