1) Do you crash every time you set foot in those things? No I am a avid pilot in both the Heli and the Jets (yes I play on PC and no I don't use a joystick) Do you want to form a support group? Usually not
2) Does anyone in the UK or somewhere else that wont lag terribly want to be my friend and fly me everywhere so I don't need to embarrass myself further? Go ahead and add me if you'd like, but I play to play not to babysit. So if we come across a heli I'll take flight, but I wont come into game because you are in a map that has a heli.
3) Are DICE gunning for the Hollywood Movie audience by depicting every single helicopter that takes off as an object almost scientifically designed to crash? Not really, you just need more practice and you'll start evading enemies like a pro.
4) What vehicle or class are you useless with? Actually? The tank for some reason, I never seem to take out a tank before it takes me out... its very frustrating. But I know I'll get better with time.
Maybe you need to try a different configuration.
Q=Roll Left
E=Roll Right
A=Turn Left
D=Turn Right
W=Nose Down
S=Nose Up
Enter=Exit Heli
I use the same config with the jets too I found that it gives me far greater control than the mouse.
Player ID: ZackAlklazaris