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It looks like the welcome squad got here without me...
Come on guys we had an agreement that you would tell me whenever a new victim friend arrived.
We'll see how many of you are included in the new order.

Anyway...
Welcome to the Escapist.
 

LobsterFeng

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Hi there! I'm the guy that's always on The Escapist and has been for a while, but very rarely posts. Usually only when I'm really tired and shouldn't be posting at all.
 

Rip Van Rabbit

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Welcome to the Escapist!

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RipVanTinkle said:
Welcome to the Escapist!

1) Despite what everyone may say, I urge you to browse the Religion & Politics forums, some of the most level-minded and heartwarming individuals frequent that forum. (Don't be turned off by the name.

2) You MUST click on this button (just once) in order to verify that your that your posts aren't being created by a bot


3) It's a good idea to search the forums for "the scary thread", mods love joking around, it's not actually scary at all, it's just a bunch of useful guidelines for posting on the forums.

4) Hot topics these days are sexism, gender, gun-control, My little Pony and the ending to Mass Effect 3...We would really appreciate if you started a few threads about each of them.

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Why would you do that? That's terrible.

You're a monster.
 

Meight08

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Daystar Clarion said:
RipVanTinkle said:
Welcome to the Escapist!

1) Despite what everyone may say, I urge you to browse the Religion & Politics forums, some of the most level-minded and heartwarming individuals frequent that forum. (Don't be turned off by the name.

2) You MUST click on this button (just once) in order to verify that your that your posts aren't being created by a bot


3) It's a good idea to search the forums for "the scary thread", mods love joking around, it's not actually scary at all, it's just a bunch of useful guidelines for posting on the forums.

4) Hot topics these days are sexism, gender, gun-control, My little Pony and the ending to Mass Effect 3...We would really appreciate if you started a few threads about each of them.

5) Clicking on this button will streamline the loading times on the escapist
We aren't sure how it works, but the mods insisted after the site got a new redesign.

Enjoy your stay at the Escapist! Here to help :)
Why would you do that? That's terrible.

You're a monster.
Hey your worse think of the thousands of people you crushed with derailed threads! Your the real monster!
 

Rip Van Rabbit

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Daystar Clarion said:
RipVanTinkle said:
Welcome to the Escapist!

1) Despite what everyone may say, I urge you to browse the Religion & Politics forums, some of the most level-minded and heartwarming individuals frequent that forum. (Don't be turned off by the name.

2) You MUST click on this button (just once) in order to verify that your that your posts aren't being created by a bot


3) It's a good idea to search the forums for "the scary thread", mods love joking around, it's not actually scary at all, it's just a bunch of useful guidelines for posting on the forums.

4) Hot topics these days are sexism, gender, gun-control, My little Pony and the ending to Mass Effect 3...We would really appreciate if you started a few threads about each of them.

5) Clicking on this button will streamline the loading times on the escapist
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Why would you do that? That's terrible.

You're a monster.
I was not warned and I will never forgive! These young folk have to learn the hard way!

TRIAL BY FIRE!
 
Dec 14, 2009
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rolfwesselius said:
Hey your worse think of the thousands of people you crushed with derailed threads! Your the real monster!
Those were different!

I did those for reasons and stuff!

[HEADING=1]Reasons and stuff![/HEADING]

RipVanTinkle said:
You used to be cool, man.

You used to be cool.

You've changed.
 

Rip Van Rabbit

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rolfwesselius said:
Daystar Clarion said:
Why would you do that? That's terrible.

You're a monster.
Hey your worse think of the thousands of people you crushed with derailed threads! Your the real monster!
>.>

YEAH! Explain that, Daystar!

The lives you've ruined and the threads having suffered the most severe of derailing's by your hand alone.

<.<
 

Rip Van Rabbit

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Daystar Clarion said:
RipVanTinkle said:
You used to be cool, man.

You used to be cool.

You've changed.
You left me to the wolves Clarion! I trusted you.

I won't forget the way you looked at me.

Just before you mercilessly derailed another innocent thread!

;_;
 

Meight08

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Daystar Clarion said:
rolfwesselius said:
Hey your worse think of the thousands of people you crushed with derailed threads! Your the real monster!
Those were different!

I did those for reasons and stuff!

[HEADING=1]Reasons and stuff![/HEADING]

RipVanTinkle said:
You used to be cool, man.

You used to be cool.

You've changed.
What reasons and what stuff?

Exactly

Your shame and your lies are enough make Amaterasu cry,

Shame on you
 
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RipVanTinkle said:
Daystar Clarion said:
RipVanTinkle said:
You used to be cool, man.

You used to be cool.

You've changed.
You left me to the wolves Clarion! I trusted you.

I won't forget the way you looked at me.

Just before you mercilessly derailed another innocent thread!

;_;
If you can't ride the Daystar to its destination, don't climb aboard.
 

RanD00M

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You're 2 years late for all the good stuff. Hell why even join now at this point in time, all the good stuff is long gone.
 

Rip Van Rabbit

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Daystar Clarion said:
RipVanTinkle said:
Daystar Clarion said:
RipVanTinkle said:
You used to be cool, man.

You used to be cool.

You've changed.
You left me to the wolves Clarion! I trusted you.

I won't forget the way you looked at me.

Just before you mercilessly derailed another innocent thread!

;_;
If you can't ride the Daystar to its destination, don't climb aboard.
All I ever wanted was to be was the Poppy Brothers Jr to your Poppy Brothers Sr ;_;

What ever happened to POPPY BROS for life?!

 
Dec 14, 2009
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RipVanTinkle said:
What ever happened to POPPY BROS for life?!
rolfwesselius said:
Your shame and your lies are enough make Amaterasu cry,

Shame on you
Hey guys.

Step back and look at what you had a hand in.

You're welcome :D

[HEADING=1]Daystar away![/HEADING]
 

yuval152

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RipVanTinkle said:


I thought you were awesome, and you're DERAILING THREADS! Shame on you.

You're no better than daystar.



You have been daystar'd,therefore you deserve a nathan fillion.

 

Calibanbutcher

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Welcome to the escapist, you just witnessed a very rare ritual.
A wild Daystar just stealthily infiltrated your thread and completely derailed it by making this about himself.

Actually, this is very common. Get used to it.
And you better get used to that running dog avatar of his, cause you will be seeing it everywhere.


Also, I have not been a poster long enough to have made a name for myself here, soooo...
 

Rip Van Rabbit

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Daystar Clarion said:
Hey guys.

Step back and look at what you had a hand in.

You're welcome :D

[HEADING=1]Daystar away![/HEADING]
The stench of derailment surrounds me, what have I become?

[HEADING=1]YOU WILL RUE THE DAY YOU EVER INFLUENCED TINKLE, DAYSTAR!!![/HEADING]
 

Unhandled exception

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I'm not sure what happened,but thanks for the *mostly* warm welcome!

BTW: 37 replies without nathan fillion gifs,i'm impressed...
 

yuval152

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Unhandled exception said:
I'm not sure what happened,but thanks for the *mostly* warm welcome!

BTW: 37 replies without nathan fillion gifs,i'm impressed...
Son, what you talking about? [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/18.388977.15585760]